The wind went out of my sails and I sighed as I picked up a sandwich. “I got a divorce and couldn’t stomach living with my parents for more than a couple of days. In a nutshell. I remembered this house from my childhood, and when my friend mentioned her aunt needed a caretaker, voilà. Here I am, ready for a new experience and maybe a little adventure.”
“A little adventure, is it? Hmm. You are in charge of your own fate, I suppose.”
“Aren’t we all?”
“Of course we’re not, what are ye on about?” She huffed. “Some people are like tumbleweeds—go where the wind shoves them. Not me, I’ve always gone my own way. Until I got here. Now I do absolutely nah-thin’. I hang around all day. Have a wee drinkie at night. It suits me right down to the ground for now. Couldn’t be happier.”
“That’s good. Nice area, huh?”
“Pure dumpster fire, this place.”
I smiled at the joke, then realized it wasn’t a joke and looked down at my dry sandwich.
“Not just anyone can be a caretaker in that old place, ye know,” Niamh said. “Takes a special person.”
“Oh yeah? How come?”
“The house is prickly. Those who serve it are prickly.”
Clearly she didn’t like Mr. Tom any more than he liked her.
“It’s just for a while, until I get my bearings,” I assured her. “I let Diana know to tell her aunt.”
“Yes, yes, I heard. But Diana doesn’t fully understand the forces at work here. She’s that tumbleweed I was on about. Blithely rolling along. You’re different, you are. You’re fighting against the current now. It’s time.”
The small hairs stood up on the back of my neck and along my arms. I swallowed down my bite and took a deep breath, not sure why.
“The house welcomed you last time you were there, isn’t that right?” she asked me, and it felt like a hush blanketed our conversation.
My eyebrows drifted upward of their own accord.
“Diana’s aunt thought Diana might grow accustomed to that house, but no such luck, no. Too timid, if you ask me. Clever, but no real…” She fisted her hand. “Independence of thought. Diana is happy to follow the pack, like I said. She’s not cut out to lead.”
The conversation had lost me. I nodded noncommittally and hurried up with the sandwich.
Niamh took a sip of her tea. “Peggy doesn’t have any children, you know. That’s Diana’s auntie. The house didn’t choose her, either. Soul crushing, that. The house always goes to a female heir, and it should’ve been Peggy. Didn’t fit in around here as well as she’d hoped. Almost a plain Jane. She took it hard. Still, a few million in the bank isn’t so bad, is it? She married well and made sure he died off quickly.” Niamh pursed her lips. “She’s got a nice little life now. Money might not buy happiness, but it sure helps with an escape route.”
I stared mutely for a moment, once again struggling to unpack all the crazy that was being thrown at me. Was being bananas a requirement to living around here?
“I thought… But…” I regrouped and started again. “Peggy does own the house, right? She just also lives in Europe?”
“Yes, she does. She does own the property, yes. And all the surrounding wood. Wants nothing to do with it.”
“Oh, I see.”
“No, you don’t.”
And that was my cue.
“Okay, well.” I took a sip of my tea to wash down the last of the sandwich, stood, and gave her a pleasant smile. “Thank you for the tea and sandwich. If you wouldn’t mind getting me the key, I’ll go get familiar with the house.”
Niamh watched me stand, her eyes calculating. My smile faltered. My eagerness to check out the house, and get the hell out of this one, was whittling away at my patience.
Finally, she climbed to her feet, leaning heavily on the table to do so. “Sure, yeah, o’course. Let me just go grab it. Wait a minute there, you.” Her body crackled as she finished straightening up, but her walk didn’t seem impeded by old bones.
I wished I could glide half so well. Or was as trim.
Time to get serious about losing weight, toning up, and claiming my body back. If this woman could do it, clearly it wasn’t an age thing. It was a motivation thing. Well, color me motivated.
“Here.”
I jumped and spun for the second time that day. How did these people manage to sneak up on me so easily? Was there something in the water?
Niamh held out a manila envelope. “There’s a few bits and bobs in there for you. If I were you, I’d let the house grow on you first before ye go hokin’ through everything. That is…if it does grow on you. It’s fickle, as I said, and some things you won’t want to find right away.”