“Very good, then let’s begin.”
The top button of her blouse was undone. She could have loosened it because of the heat, but I don’t think she noticed it had come undone. She seemed far too professional to do anything that could be perceived as casual.
“Mr. Eason, what would-”
“Good afternoon, Sir. Would you like anything to drink?” interrupted the barista. She was standing at our table with a little electronic notepad. I’d been so focused on trying to see down Riley’s shirt that I hadn’t even noticed her approach.
“He’s fine,” started Riley. “We won’t be-”
“I’ll take a coffee,” I said. “Black.”
They both looked at me. The barista tapped her stylus on the screen. “Would you like French press, cold brew, or-”
“Just a black coffee,” I said. “You guys do sell regular coffee here, don’t you? I don’t need any junk in it.”
“Of course; I’ll be right back with that.”
That barista scurried away and I went back to creating memories of the soft mounds of flesh that showed above the V in Riley’s shirt. “Go ahead,” I said.
“Mr. Eason, what-”
“How old are you?”
“I… what?”
She was more than annoyed at being interrupted again. Her jaw clenched so tight that it made a little vein by her temple raise to the surface.
“Your age,” I continued, “because you keep calling me ‘Mr. Eason’ like I’m some kind of elder to you.”
“Oh. Not that it’s any of your business, but I’m twenty-two. Now can we move on?”
“Sure, but I’m twenty-four so you can drop the ‘Mr. Eason’ routine. My name is Troy.”
I couldn’t help but notice how well she was put together. Her hair was perfect. Her nails—which I saw weren’t attached to any fingers with a ring on them—were manicured with little French tips, and the sweater she wore was worth more than my old truck parked out there on the curb.
“Whatever you want,” she said. “So, Troy, what would you say has been the biggest challenge in being part of the program to this point?”
I thought about it for a minute. The heating sensation in the front of my pants threatened to distract me, but I came up with an answer. “All the meetings,” I said.
“I’m sorry, what do you mean?”
“I’m not trying to be difficult, but the hardest part is all the meetings. I have to get together with you guys all the time just so I can get something signed, or notify you of a change in my situation—it’s really annoying.”
She seemed confused. “But… that’s the whole idea of the program. It’s designed so that the offender—er, client… sorry—has to continuously check-in. That’s the best way to build a sense of responsibility. All studies show that when a person is held accountable by an outside entity, the success rate is significantly higher.”
“Maybe that works in your studies, but in the real-world people have shit to do. I have to go to work and train to fight. That doesn’t leave me a lot of time to keep spinning my wheels downtown whenever one of your bosses gets a wild hair up his ass.”
“That’s not-”
“That’s my answer,” I said. “Next question.” She didn’t look happy about it, but she opened her laptop again, jotted something down in her notes, and moved on.
She asked about my living situation and job. I gave her the standard answer on each. When she went into a monologue about the benefits of work study programs for “a man like you” I zoned out and drifted back to staring at her tits.
I wanted to know what her nipples looked like. It was all I could think about. This rich girl had no idea what is was like to be me. Her world was so far away from mine that we weren’t going to get anywhere with her questions, so there was no use in paying attention, but those tits… I thought about the horrified look she’d get on her face if I asked her to pull them out and it made me laugh.
“I’m sorry… is something funny, Mr. Eason?”
“No, sorry. Keep going, please.”
Maybe I’d gotten a little ahead of myself when I saw her that first time in the office. I had to be crazy to think that some trust fund girl from the country club would dare say yes to a street guy like me. Though, if she did, I’d rock her world so hard she’d forget how to count all her money. I chuckled again.
“Okay Mr. Eason, I think we’ve accomplished about all that we can today,” she sighed.
“Troy,” I corrected.
“Yeah… Troy.” She seemed defeated. “We’re scheduled to meet again early next week. I trust you won’t have any problems being on time?”
“Can we do it on the weekend? I’ve got a schedule to keep, remember?”
She hesitated. “We don’t work on the weekends.”
“Oh! You don’t work on the weekends. How nice!”
The mask of professionalism she wore cracked just the slightest bit. It was enough to know that she wanted to reach across the table to choke me. I’d seen that look from women a million different times.
“That’s right; it’s one of the privileges afforded to people who bust there tail to get a college degree. We don’t work on the weekends. I mean, I do, but the office is closed. It will have to be on Monday.”
“Uh huh,” I said. “The office is closed on the weekends. So, what happens if one of your offenders—er, clients—decides to knock off a liquor store on the weekend. Does that mean he doesn’t get his ass chewed out by you guys until Monday morning?”
Riley closed her laptop a second time and started moving everything that was spread out in front of her into a shoulder bag she had on the seat next to her.
“Got my whole life in that file, don’t you?” I asked.
She finished putting it away and smiled. “We do our best to research our clients to the fullest.”
“Okay, well if you read anything in there about me peeing my pants on the second-grade field trip, just know it’s a lie. I spilled water on my shorts but no one would believe me!”
She scooted her way to the edge of the bench seat. “Are you done?”
I shrugged. “Yeah, I guess. For now…”
“I’ll see you Monday, Troy. And you won’t have to worry about coming downtown. I’ll meet you at your jobsite. I’ll need to get a signature from your supervisor and I’d like to see what you do all day.”
“Fine with me,” I said. “And after that, maybe we can go smoke some crack and I can show you how to hot wire a car.”
Riley pinched the top of her nose and massaged my voice out of her head. As she stood up, her hand slid down her chin and dropped to her cleavage. As her fingers dragged between her tits and down her flat belly, I knew I was going to have to sit in that booth for a little while longer before I could go home.
“Goodbye, Troy.”
Maybe I’d have to wait a lot longer.
“Goodbye, Riley.”
Riley
“And that was a… Mr. Jenkins?”
Mrs. Hemlock’s voice grated on my last nerve. The way she spoke put me in a constant state of anxiety. “Yes, Davis Jenkins,” I said. “He’s failed to check-in for the past two weeks. I spoke to his probation officer on the phone this morning and he thinks we should remove him from the program.”
“And what do you think?” asked Mrs. Hemlock. Her suit jacket was rumpled. She had a bad habit of bunching up the material in her hand and squeezing it while she was trying to think.
“I believe everybody deserves a second chance,” I said. “But I’ll admit, it doesn’t seem like he’s interested in holding up his end of the bargain.”
“Ms. Becket, this is his second chance. Don’t you understand that we’re the last hope for many of these defenders? If he’s not willing to accept that, then our time his better spent on people with more potential.”
She sneezed and used a piece of notebook paper as a tissue. When she cleared her throat, she sounded like a dying goose. Everything about her was g
rating on me today.
“Okay,” I said reluctantly. I hated to see anyone dropped from the program because that almost always meant a violation for them and then a trip back to jail or prison. Even the worst of the worst had a chance to change in my opinion.
“That’s what I hoped you’d say.”
“I’ll inform Mr. Jenkins probation officer tomorrow morning that he’s been dropped from the program. He’ll let the judge know.”
“Very well. Who’s next?”
I shuffled to the next file in the stack. My voice caught in my throat.
“Well, go on. Who’s next?”
Mrs. Hemlock spoke like a woman in her early eighties though if I had to guess, I’d say she was barely fifty.
“Um, the next one is Troy Eason. He’s on a shorter track than most.”
“Yes, yes. I know Mr. Eason. He always has a smart comment to make when I sign him off every week. Has he missed any meetings? Because I wouldn’t mind seeing him out of the program. I don’t believe he takes it very seriously.”
Though I’d had my hang ups with him at the café, Troy certainly didn’t qualify for being dropped. I made sure to review his history ten different ways, too, because that night after I went home, I had a bit of consternation over whether he was influencing me with his charm.