Walker: Ah.
Iris: Ah?
Walker: Sleeping with tattooed manwhores is a new thing.
Iris: True.
Walker: What have you tried so far?
Iris: Barre classes.
Walker: Verdict?
Iris: You ever done one?
Walker: Really?
Iris: I've never seen a guy at one, but you might live to defy stereotypes.
Walker: Not that one.
Iris: I wasn't into it. Too much stuff that isn't scientifically accurate.
Walker: Yeah?
Iris: Yeah. There's no such thing as toning. And you can't make muscles longer. I don't like those classes that focus on how you look.
Walker: You look fucking amazing.
Iris: Yeah?
Walker: Yeah. Your ass is perfect.
Iris: I always thought it was a little big.
Walker: That's not a bad thing. And your tits. Fuck. You're trying to get me to unzip, aren't you?
Iris: You did this to yourself.
Walker: No. I never get this hard by myself.
Oh. My cheeks flame. Then my chest. How is he so casual with that information?
I want to be a dirty talking sex god too.
Does that count as a hobby?
Iris: Thanks. I guess I've also tried tattooed manwhores.
Walker: How was that?
Iris: Good.
Walker: Only good?
Iris: Great.
Walker: You busy Friday?