“Nice…very nice, sweets,” I said with a chuckle.
“What in the hell are you two doing?”
I quickly looked up to see Josh and Heather standing there, each holding one of the twins. Heather was trying to hold in her laughter, and Josh was standing there, waiting for his question to be answered.
Ellie jumped and pulled up her pants as she called me every name under the sun.
“Really, Ells! The kids’ innocent ears don’t want to hear your filth,” I said with a wink.
“You are too much, do you know that? You got me to do that.” Ellie pointed to me, and then she turned to Josh and Heather. “She was accusing me of wearing granny panties.”
Josh let out a laugh. “And you wanted to prove to her that she was wrong? Why?” he asked, stressing wrong and why.
Ellie grabbed her Diet Coke and took a quick drink. “It doesn’t matter,” she said as she sat down on the bar stool with a thud.
I couldn’t help it at that point. I lost it and started laughing my ass off. Luke jumped up and started laughing, too.
“Luke, you don’t even know why you’re laughing, bud,” Ellie said with a smile.
“Mommy is laughing!”
Good enough reason for me.
“Well, hell, girls, I’d love to stand here and talk about your granny panties…or lack thereof…but I was supposed to be at Gunner’s place to help with some stuff thirty minutes ago.”
Josh put Will down, and he took off, walking over toward Luke. They both started playing with the cars, and I caught Josh’s smile as he watched them.
He leaned over and kissed Libby and then Heather good-bye. “I don’t think we will be long, baby.”
“Take your time ’cause y’all are watching the kids tonight,” Heather called out over her shoulder.
As soon as Josh shut the door, Heather put Libby down. She also took off walking—a little wobbly but still walking—toward the boys.
“Is Grace walking yet?” Heather asked.
“She took three steps last night and fell on her ass. She must have cried for a solid fifteen minutes. Now, she won’t even attempt it. She’s in her safety net right now,” I said as I pointed to Grace whizzing in her walker past Heather.
Grace saw that Libby was out, and she stopped, looked up at Heather, and put her hands up for Heather to take her out. Heather reached down, took her out, and set her down. Then, Grace started walking up to Libby, and I almost died.
At the same time, Heather, Ellie, and I all screamed, “She’s walking!”
Poor Grace got scared and jumped, causing her to fall again on her bottom.
“Oh shit!” I said as I walked up to her and bent down. “Yay, Grace! You walked like a big girl.” I clapped my hands.
The next thing I knew, Heather and Ellie were right next to me. Grace pushed herself up and took off. This time, she went off at full speed out toward the living room.
I stood up and smiled. Then, my smile faded briefly. “Oh hell…now, I’m going to have two of them loose and crazy.”
“Welcome to my world!” Heather patted me on the back.
“A stripper? Are you crazy?” Heather asked as she placed a bowl full of noodles in front of Will.
Ellie pointed at me and said, “See, I’m not the only one.”
“I thought Jessie said no strippers, no way. Why are you planning on having one, Ari, if she doesn’t want one?” Heather asked as she placed Libby into the portable high chair she had brought.
I let out a sigh. “Okay, listen, you prudes…just trust me, will you? Now, what time are we going to head into Austin?”