“Guys, do you know how much piss is on that floor?” I yelled out
.
They both stopped and jumped up.
Josh spun around and quickly washed his hands as he said, “I need a shower. Now. It’s time to go.”
“Oh, now you need a shower? Not a few seconds ago when the pretty little Irish ladies wanted to watch you deflower their friend?” Jeff said.
Josh and I turned to look at Jeff as I said, “Deflower?”
“Fuck you, Gunner. It was the first thing that came to my mind! And you . . . I don’t need any goddamn pointers!”
With a laugh, Josh shook his head and then looked at the door that led back out to the bar. “What are we going to do? Those girls think we’re all going to have sex with them in the same room.”
Jeff chuckled. “While we watch you work your magic.”
Josh rolled his eyes. “I had no intentions of sleeping with her. There’s nothing wrong with a little bit of kissing and touching.”
“I say we climb out the window,” Jeff suggested.
Josh scoffed. “What?”
“You want to climb out the window. What is wrong with you?” I asked.
“I’m not into orgies, Gunner.”
“Neither am I, asshole! However, I don’t think we need to crawl out the window.”
Josh chuckled, which made Jeff even more pissed off.
“You think it’s funny, don’t you?” Jeff asked as he pushed Josh away from him and made his way to the door. “I hope the next girl you sleep with gives you some weird venereal disease that makes your dick fall off.”
Grabbing his junk and frowning, Josh whispered, “Ouch. That was harsh.”
When we finally made it back out to the bar, our table was empty.
“Sorry, boys,” our waitress said with a huge smile. “Your Irish ladies left with three other guys.”
“What?” Jeff nearly shouted. “Why would they do that?”
I snorted, “Why do you care? You just got out of telling them no to their orgy.”
The waitress cleared her throat. “Why can’t I find another job that pays as well as this one?” She turned and walked away from us.
“Come on, let’s get the hell out of here,” I said, throwing a tip onto our table and heading to the exit.
Chapter Twenty – Jeff
“So are we a go?” I asked into my cell phone.
Jack responded, “We are for sure a go. I’ve got you on my calendar, so don’t worry. I’ll make sure your sister has some good tunes spinning at her graduation party.”
“Perfect. Thanks, Jack.”
“No problem. I’ll see you soon.”
Hitting End, I couldn’t help but smile. Ellie was finally getting out of high school and into college.