“I’m afraid so.”
“Who are you?”
Rivera badged him. “Inspector Alphonse Rivera, SFPD Homicide.”
The guy was backed against a dresser, trying to catch his breath, still holding his chest. He looked quickly to the dead woman, then back to Rivera. “Well, this is awkward.”
“You think?” said Rivera.
“It’s not what you think. She asked for it.”
“Okay,” said Rivera. He noticed a crystal perfume bottle on the dresser behind the fat guy, glowing a dull red.
“No, she really asked for it. She’s been sick. She’s my mother.” He looked at the dead woman again. “Was my mother. I have a videotape of her asking me to do this. We even discussed show tunes I could sing to cover the noise of her struggles.”
“Uh-huh,” said Rivera. “Decided to skip the singing, then?”
“Forgot. How did you get here so fast? You guys are a lot better at this than cops on TV. It usually takes like forty minutes to find the killer on TV.”
“Yeah, that’s not real,” said Rivera.
“So, do I need a lawyer? Are you going to take me in?”
“That depends,” said Rivera. He looked at the names in his case notebook that he’d copied out of his calendar. “Is that Wanda DeFazio?”
“Yes. Yes, it is,” said the fat guy, breathless once again.
Rivera nodded, referred back to the notebook again. “You wouldn’t be Donald DeFazio, would you?”
“Donny,” said Donny.
Rivera nodded again. He’d wondered what was going on when he had the two names appear on his calendar with the same surname. He figured it might be a car accident, husband and wife thing. He’d wanted to call Minty Fresh to ask him about it, but then, no . . .
“Donny, give me that perfume bottle behind you on the dresser.”
Donny DeFazio did what he was told, handed the crystal bottle to Rivera, who slipped it in his jacket pocket.
“You live here, Donny?”
“I have been. I had to move in six months ago to take care of my mother.”
Rivera nodded. Noncommittal cop nod. “So your possessions, they all here in the house?”
“Yes, why? Are you going to seize my stuff when you take me in? Freeze my accounts?”
Rivera shook his head at his notebook, flipped it shut, put it into his inside jacket pocket. “Nah, you’re good to go, Donny. I’m going to have a look around, though. Which is your room?”
“Down the hall.” Donny moved away from the dresser. “Wait, don’t I need to get a lawyer? Don’t you want to see the video? She was in pain. She asked me to do it?”
“I know. You feel bad about it?”
“Well, of course. I feel horrible about it. It’s the hardest thing I ever had to do.” He started gasping again.
“Well then, I’m sorry for your loss.” He pointed. “Just down the hall this way?”
Donny nodded, then grabbed his chest again, and either from relief or stress, stiffened, twitched, and slid down the front of the dresser to a splay-legged sitting position on the floor. He twitched for a few seconds, then slumped forward.
“And there we go,” said Rivera. He looked around, just in case Donny’s soul vessel might be sitting out like his mother’s, but nothing else was glowing. He backed out of the room and headed down the hall.