Beth elbowed me again.
I glared.
She pointed down.
I cursed.
"Something wrong?" Paris purred, her talons resting on Brett's hairy chest.
Wasn't she afraid her fingers were going to get trapped? She scratched a bit, some of the hair covered her pink nails. I puked a bit in my mouth. And problem? Gone. Wow, and to think all I needed was a Botoxed woman touching another man's chest hair.
"Actually," Beth gripped my arm, "we were just on our way back to the hut for a nap, but we'll be here all week. I'm sure we'll see you later."
"Dinner," Brett said.
Would he never give up?
"Uh…" Beth looked to me for help.
"Sure," I answered without looking at Brett. "But just so you don't think we're flaky, we haven't been eating much. This trip is all about proper hydration so we can spend all day and night in bed. This is the first daylight I've seen in hours. And I intend on keeping this one…" I swept Beth up into my arms and kissed her hard on the mouth, "…very, very busy."
"Geez, get a room," Brett said under his breath.
"Oh, we have one." I smirked. "With a California king and a plunge pool. See you later, Rhett."
"It's Brett!" he called.
"Okay, Rhett!" I ignored him and walked with Beth in my arms all the way back to the edge of the pool. "Now we make a run for it."
"Now?" Beth winked.
"Don't make me chase you."
"If you catch me, you get a prize," she teased, lifting herself out of the pool and crooking her finger at me.
"I like prizes." I lunged after her.
Chapter Fifteen
"Let's go over this again. Besides the drugs, did you do anything else to harm the senator?"
Grandma rubbed her hands together as her eyes darted around the room.
"Ma'am?"
"Oh, alright!" Grandma let out a heavy sigh. "I may have helped them along in their relationship."
"Helped?"
"Lavender in the hut, fertility beads under the mattress, a dreamcatcher by the plunge pool, oyster appetizers every afternoon, and a Michael Bolton love mix."
"Michael Bolton?" the agent repeated.
"Don't knock it until you try it." Grandma smirked.
Beth
I ran to our hut, thrust my body against the door, and let myself in with the dangling key.