“That’s not sexy at all.”
“Sorry to disappoint you with my straightness. I promise, I was born this way.”
“It’s quite disappointing. I already had yours and Dillon’s wedding planned before my own.”
“That’s far-thinking of you. That wasn’t even legal until last year here.”
“I was a dreamer. And I thought you’d both look so cute in bow ties.”
“I’ve never been happier to be not marrying Dillon than I am right now.”
“No respect for the bow tie. It’s a classic. James Bond wore a bow tie. Brando wore a bow tie.”
“Pee-wee Herman wore a bow tie.”
“Yes, Pee-wee.” She pointed at his chest. “That’s who you should be for the wedding. You are going, aren’t you?”
“I’m going,” he said. “I wasn’t really planning on wearing a costume, though.”
“You have to. It’s on the invitation. And Pee-wee’s Big Adventure was an ’80s movie.”
“How about a costume that doesn’t involve bow ties? Maybe something more along the lines of John McClane. Die Hard, maybe? Easy costume.”
“So you’ll just wear gray slacks and a dirty nasty white T-shirt to the wedding?” She feigned disgust but the thought of Chris in a sweaty sleeveless undershirt was quite...nice. Nice as the weather they weren’t having right now.
“And bloody feet. Don’t forget that part. Who are you going as?”
“I was thinking Carrie. Bloody prom dress to match your bloody feet.”
“Carrie came out in the ’70s.”
“You sure?”
“I’ve seen every Stephen King movie at least five times.”
“Five times? What is wrong with you?”
“Don’t ask,” he said.
“Got any other ideas?”
“Got a metal bikini? You can be Princess Leia in Return of the Jedi.”
“It’s a little chilly for that, don’t you think?”
“There goes that fantasy.” He smiled again. She blushed. Oh, my God, they were flirting. She was flirting. He was flirting. Flirting was happening. Did Kira make this happen? Or was it Dillon? Was he trying to put her and Chris alone in the house together? Very possible. Dillon never liked Ben. And she knew a setup when she saw one.
“So...who are Oscar and Dillon going as?” Chris asked.
“They won’t tell anybody. It’s a big gay secret, Dillon said.”
“He called it a ‘big gay secret’?” Chris asked.
“You know my brother.”
“Intimately,” he said. “Wait. Never mind.”
“Any guesses?” Joey asked.