There was silence from the next room, but he could see the light of a candle under the door.
He went back to bed.
Across the turgid river the Fool had also awakened. He was staying in the Fool's Guild, not out of choice but because the duke hadn't given him any money for anything else, and getting to sleep had been difficult in any case. The chilly walls had brought back too many memories. Besides, if he listened hard he could hear the muted sobs and occasional whimpers from the students' dormitories, as they contemplated with horror the life that lay ahead of them.
He punched the rock-hard pillow, and sank into a fitful sleep. Perchance to dream.
'Slab and grue, yes. But it doesn 't say how slab and grue.'
'Goodie Whemper recommended testing a bit in a cup of cold water, like toffee.'
'How inconvenient that we didn't think to bring one, Magrat.'
'I think we should begettingon, Esme. The night's nearly gone.'
'Just don't blame me if it doesn't work properly, that's all.
Lessee . . . “Baboon hair and . . .” Who's got the baboon hair? Oh, thank you, Gytha, though it looks more like cat hair to me, but never mind. “Baboon hair and mandrake root”, and if that's real mandrake I'm very surprised, “carrot juice and tongue of boot”, I see, a little humour, I suppose . . .'
'Please hurry!'
'All right, all right. “Owl hoot and glow-worm glimmer. Boil – and then allow to simmer.” '
'You know, Esme, this doesn't taste half bad.'
'You 're not supposed to drink it, you daft doyenne!'
Tomjon sat bolt upright in bed. That was them again, the same faces, the bickering voices, distorted by tune and space.
Even after he looked out of the window, where fresh daylight was streaming through the city, he could still hear the voices grumbling into the distance, like old thunder, fading away . . .
'I for one didn't believe it about the tongue of boot.'
'It's still very runny. Do you think we should put some cornflour into it?'
'It won't matter. Either he's on his way, or he isn 't. . .'
He got up and doused his face in the washbasin.
Silence rolled in swathes from Hwel's room. Tomjon slipped on his clothes and pushed open the door.
It looked as though it had snowed indoors, great heavy flakes that had drifted into odd corners of the room. Hwel sat at his low table in the middle of the floor, his head pillowed on a pile of paper, snoring.
Tomjon tiptoed across the room and piled up a discarded ball of paper at random. He smoothed it out and read:
KING: Now, I'm just going to put the crown on this bush here, and you will tell me if anyone tries to take it, won't you?
GROUNDLINGS: Yes!
KING: Now if I could just find my horsey . . .
(1st assassin pops up behind rock.)
AUDIENCE: Behind you!
(1st assassin disappears.)
KING: You're trying to play tricks on old Kingy, you...