He watched them scamper on to the stage, and then Tomjon tapped him on the head.
'Hwel, there's no crown.'
'Hmm?' said the dwarf, his mind wrestling with ways of building thunder-and-lightning machines.
'There's no crown, Hwel. I've got to wear a crown.'
'Of course there's a crown. The big one with the red glass, very impressive, we used it in that place with the big square—'
'I think we left it there.'
There was another tinny roll of thunder but, even so, the part of Hwel that was living the play heard a faltering voice on stage. He darted to the wings.
'—I have smother'd many a babe—' he hissed, and sprinted back.
'Well, just find another one, then,' he said vaguely. 'In the props box. You're the Evil King, you've got to have a crown. Get on with it, lad, you're on in a few minutes. Improvise.'
Tomjon wandered back to the box. He'd grown up among crowns, big golden crowns made of wood and plaster, studded with finest glass. He'd cut his teeth on the hat-brims of Authority. But most of them had been left in the Dysk now. He pulled out collapsible daggers and skulls and vases, the strata of the years and, right at the bottom, his fingers closed on something thin and crown shaped, which no-one had ever wanted to wear because it looked so uncrownly.
It would be nice to say it tingled under his hand. Perhaps it did.
Granny was sitting as still as a statue, and almost as cold. The horror of realisation was stealing over her.
'That's us,' she said. 'Round that silly cauldron. That's meant to be us, Gytha.'
Nanny Ogg paused with a walnut halfway to her gums. She listened to the words.
'I never shipwrecked anybody!' she said. 'They just said they shipwreck people! I never did!'
Up in the tower Magrat elbowed the Fool in the ribs.
'Green blusher,' she said, staring at the 3rd Witche. 'I don't look like that. I don't, do I?'
'Absolutely not,' said the Fool.
'And that hair!'
The Fool peered through the crenellations like an over-eager gargoyle.
'It looks like straw,' he said. 'Not very clean, either.'
He hesitated, picking at the lichened stonework with his fingers; Before he'd left the city he'd asked Hwel for a few suitable words to say to a young lady, and he had been memorising them on the way home. It was now or never.
'I'd like to know if I could compare you to a summer's day. Because – well, June 12th was quite nice, and . . .Oh. You've gone . . .'
King Verence gripped the edge of his seat; his fingers went through it. Tomjon had strutted on to the stage.
'That's him, isn't it? That's my son?'
The uncracked walnut fell from Nanny Ogg's fingers and rolled on to the floor. She nodded.
Verence turned a haggard, transparent face towards her.
'But what is he doing? What is he saying?'
Nanny shook her head. The king listened with his mouth open as Tomjon, lurching crabwise across the stage, launched into his major speech.
'I think he's meant to be you,' said Nanny, distantly.