Lupine was sitting bolt upright, too excited even to wag his tail.
“I don’t think you could be Mrs. Cake,” said Windle.
“You want mother,” said the tall girl. “Mother! There’s a gentleman!”
A distant muttering became a closer muttering, and then Mrs. Cake appeared around the side of her daughter like a small moon emerging from planetary shadow.
“What d’yew want?” said Mrs. Cake.
Windle took a step backward. Unlike her daughter, Mrs. Cake was quite short, and almost perfectly circular. And still unlike her daughter, whose whole stance was dedicated to making herself look small, she loomed tremendously. This was largely because of her hat, which he later learned she wore at all times with the dedication of a wizard. It was huge and black and had things on it, like bird wings and wax cherries and hat-pins; Carmen Miranda could have worn that hat to the funeral of a continent. Mrs. Cake traveled underneath it as the basket travels under a balloon. People often found themselves talking to her hat.
“Mrs. Cake?” said Windle, fascinated.
“Oim down ’ere,” said a reproachful voice.
Windle lowered his gaze.
“That’s ’oo I am,” said Mrs. Cake.
“Am I addressing Mrs. Cake?” said Windle.
“Yes, oi know,” said Mrs. Cake.
“My name’s Windle Poons.”
“Oi knew that, too.”
“I’m a wizard, you see—”
“All right, but see you wipes your feet.”
“May I come in?”
Windle Poons paused. He replayed the last few lines of conversation in the clicking control room of his brain. And then he smiled.
“That’s right,” said Mrs. Cake.
“Are you by any chance a natural clairvoyant?”
“About ten seconds usually, Mr. Poons.”
Windle hesitated.
“You gotta ask the question,” said Mrs. Cake quickly. “I gets a migraine if people goes and viciously not asks questions after I’ve already foreseen ’em and answered ’em.”
“How far into the future can you see, Mrs. Cake?”
She nodded.
“Roight, then,” she said, apparently mollified, and led the way through the hall into a tiny sitting room. “And the bogey can come in, only he’s got to leave ’is door outside and go in the cellar. I don’t hold with bogeys wanderin’ around the house.”
“Gosh, it’s ages since I’ve been in a proper cellar,” said Schleppel.
“It’s got spiders in it,” said Mrs. Cake.
“Wow!”
“And you’d like a cup of tea,” said Mrs. Cake to Windle. Someone else might have said “I expect you’d like a cup of tea,” or “Do you want a cup of tea?” But this was a statement.