'“Course,” he went on, righting himself, “the real fun starts if the weather's bad and the ole queen can't swarm, right?” He moved his hand in a sly circular motion. “What happens then is, the two queens - that's the old queen, right? And the new queen - the two queens start astalkin' one another among the combs, with the rain adrummin' on the roof of the hive, and the business of the hive agoin' on all around them,” Mr. Brooks moved his hands graphically, and Magrat leaned forward, “all among the combs, the drones all hummin', and all the time they can sense one another, 'cos they can tell, see, and then they spots one another and-”
“Yes? Yes?” said Magrat, leaning forward.
“Slash! Stab!”
Magrat hit her head on the wall of the hut.
“Can't have more'n one queen in a hive,” said Mr. Brooks calmly.
Magrat looked out at the hives. She'd always liked the look of beehives, up until now.
“Many's the time I've found a dead queen in front of the hive after a spell of wet weather,” said Mr. Brooks, happily. “Can't abide another queen around the place, you know. And it's a right old battle, too. The old queen's more cunnin'. But the new queen, she's really got everything to fight for.”
“Sorry?”
“If she wants to be mated.”
“Oh.”
“But it gets really interestin' in the autumn,” said Mr. Brooks. “Hive don't need any dead weight in the winter, see, and there's all these drones hangin' around not doing anything, so the workers drag all the drones down to the hive entrance, see, and they bite their-”
“Stop! This is horrible!” said Magrat. “I thought beekeeping was, well, nice.”
“Of course, that's around the time of year when the bees wear out,” said Mr. Brooks. “What happens is, see, your basic bee, why, it works 'til it can't work no more, and you'll see a lot of old workers acrawlin' around in front of the hive 'cos-”
“Stop it! Honestly, this is too much. I'm queen, you know. Almost.”
“Sorry, miss,” said Mr. Brooks. “I thought you wanted to know a bit about beekeeping.”
“Yes, but note this!”
Magrat swept out.
“Oh, I dunno,” said Mr. Brooks. “Does you good to get close to Nature.”
He shook his head cheerfully as she disappeared among the hedges.
“Can't have more than one queen in a hive,” he said. “Slash! Stab! Hehheh!” From somewhere in the distance came the scream of Hodgesaargh as nature got close to him.
Crop circles opened everywhere.
Now the universes swung into line. They ceased their boiling spaghetti dance and, to pass through this chicane of history, charged forward neck and neck in their race across the rubber sheet of incontinent Time.
At such time, as Ponder Stibbons dimly perceived, they had an effect on one another - shafts of reality crackled back and forward as the universes jostled for position.
If you were someone who had trained their mind to be the finest of receivers, and were running it at the moment with the gain turned up until the knob broke, you might pick up some very strange signals indeed . . .
The clock ticked.
Granny Weatherwax sat in front of the open box, reading. Occasionally she stopped and closed her eyes and pinched her nose.
Not knowing the future was bad enough, but at least she understood why. Now she was getting flashes of deja vu. It had been going on all week. But they weren't her deja vus. She was getting them for the first time, as it were - flashes of memory that couldn't have existed. Couldn't have existed. She was Esme Weatherwax, sane as a brick, always had been, she'd never been-
There was a knock at the door.
She blinked, glad to be free of those thoughts. It took her a second or two to focus on the present. Then she folded up the paper, slipped it into its envelope, pushed the envelope back into its bundle, put the bundle into the box, locked the box with a small key which she hung over the fireplace, and walked to the door. She did a last-minute check to make sure she hadn't absentmindedly taken all her clothes off, or something, and opened it.
“Evenin',” said Nanny Ogg, holding out a bowl with a cloth over it, “I've brung you some-”