'It looks like trouble,' said Carrot.
'You see why we didn't bring it back up?' said Cuddy. 'Carrying a human's corpse through the streets right now would not be a good idea, I thought. Especially this one.'
'I thought some of that, too,' Detritus volunteered.
'Right enough,' said Carrot. 'Well done, men. I think we'd better . . . leave it for now, and come back with a sack later on. And . . . don't tell anyone else.'
'Except the sergeant and everyone,' said Cuddy.
'No . . . not even them. If d make everyone very . . . jumpy.'
'Just as you say, Corporal Carrot.'
'We're dealing with a sick mind here, men.'
Underground light dawned on Cuddy.
'Ah,' he said. 'You suspect Corporal Nobbs, sir?'
'This is worse. Come on, let's get back up.' He looked back towards the big pillar-barred cavern. 'Any idea where we are, Cuddy?'
'Could be under the Palace, sir.'
'That's what I reckoned. Of course, the tunnels go everywhere . . .'
Carrot's worried train of thought faltered away on some distant track.
There was water in the sewers, even in this drought. Springs flowed into them, or water filtered down from far above. Everywhere was the drip and splash of water. And cool, cool air.
It would almost be pleasant were it not for the sad, hunched corpse of someone that looked for all the world like Beano the clown.
Vimes dried himself off. Willikins had also laid out a dressing gown with brocade on the sleeves. He put it on, and wandered into his dressing room.
That was another new thing. The rich even had rooms for dressing in, and clothes to wear while you went into the dressing rooms to get dressed.
Fresh clothes had been laid out for him. Tonight there was something dashing in red and yellow . . .
. . . about now he'd be patrolling Treacle Mine Road . . . . . . and a hat. It had a feather in it.
Vimes dressed himself, and even wore the hat. And he seemed quite normal and composed, until you realized that he avoided meeting his own gaze in the mirror.
The Watch sat around the big table in the guardroom and in deep gloom. They were Off Duty. They'd never really been Off Duty before.
'What say we have a game of cards?' said Nobby, brightly. He produced a greasy pack from somewhere in the noisome recesses of his uniform.
'You won everyone's wages off them yesterday,' said Sergeant Colon.
'Now's the chance to win 'em back, then.'
'Yeah, but there were five kings in your hand, Nobby.'
Nobby shuffled the cards.
' 'S'funny, that,' he said, 'there's kings everywhere, when you look.'
'There certainly is if you look up your sleeve.'
'No, I mean, there's Kings Way in Ankh, and kings in cards, and we get the King's Shilling when we join up,' said Nobby. 'We got kings all over the place except on that gold throne in the Palace. I'll tell you . . . there wouldn't be all this trouble around the place if we had a king.'