'Ook?'
'First, we need to get into the library—'
'First,' said Vimes, 'someone can lend me a helmet. I don't feel I'm at work without a helmet. Thanks, Fred. Right . . . helmet . . . sword . . . badge. Now . . .'
There was sound under the city. It filtered down by all sorts of routes, but it was indistinct, a hive noise.
And there was the faintest of glows. The waters of the Ankh, to use the element in its broadest sense, had washed, to bend the definition to its limit, these tunnels for centuries.
Now there was an extra sound. Footsteps padded over the silt, barely perceptible unless ears had become accustomed to the background noise. And an indistinct shape moved through the gloom, paused at a circle of darkness leading to a smaller tunnel . . .
'How do you feel, your lordship?' said Corporal Nobbs the upwardly mobile.
'Who are you?'
'Corporal Nobbs, sir!' said Nobby, saluting.
'Do we employ you?'
'Yessir!'
Ah. You're the dwarf, are you?'
'Nossir. That was the late Cuddy, sir! I'm one of the human beings, sir!'
'You're not employed as the result of any . . . special hiring procedures?'
'Nossir,' said Nobby, proudly.
'My word,' said the Patrician. He was feeling a little light-headed from loss of blood. The Archchancellor had also given him a long drink of something he said was a marvellous remedy, although he'd been unspecific as to what it cured. Verticality, apparently. It was wise to remain sitting upright, though. It was a good idea to be seen to be alive. A lot of inquisitive people were peering around the door. It was important to ensure that rumours of his death were greatly exaggerated.
Corporal self-proclaimed-human Nobbs and some other guards had closed in around the Patrician, on Captain Vimes' orders. Some of them were a lot bulkier than he rather muzzily remembered.
'You there, my man. Have you taken the King's Shilling?' he inquired of one.
'I never took nuffin.'
'Capital, well done.'
And then the crowds scattered. Something golden and vaguely dog-like burst through, growling, its nose close to the ground. And was gone again, covering the ground to the library in long, easy strides. The Patrician was aware of conversation.
'Fred?'
'Yes, Nobby?'
'Did that look a bit familiar to you?'
'I know what you mean.'
Nobby fidgeted awkwardly.
'You should've bawled her out for not being in uniform,' he said.
'Bit tricky, that.'
'If I'd run through here without me clothes on, you'd fine me a half a dollar for being improperly dressed—'
'Here's half a dollar, Nobby. Now shut up.'