'No.'
'You sure?'
'No ketchup.'
'And some coke.'
'And two hard-boilled eggs,' said Imp. The others gave him an odd look. 'Wellll? I just like hard-boilled eggs,' he said. 'And some coke.'
'And two hard-boiled eggs.'
'And some coke.'
'Seventy-five dollars,' said Glod, as they sat down. 'What's three times seventy-five dollars?'
'Many dollars,' said Lias. 'More than two hundred dollllars,' said Imp. 'I don't think I've even seen two hundred dollars,' said Glod. 'Not while I've been awake.'
'We raise money?' said Lias. ' We can't raise money by being musicians,' said Imp. 'It's the Guild Raw. If they catch you, they take your instrument and shove-' He stopped. 'Llet's just say it's not much fun for the piccollo pllayer,' he added from memory. 'I shouldn't think the trombonist is very happy either,' said Glod, putting some pepper on his rat. 'I can't go back home now,' said Imp. 'I said I'd. . . I can't go back home yet. Even if I could, I'd have to raise monolliths llike my brothers. Allll they care about is stone circlles.'
'If I go back home now,' said Lias, 'I'll be clubbing druids.' They both, very carefully, sidled a little further away from each other. 'Then we play somewhere where the Guild won't find us,' said Glod cheerfully. ' We find a club somewhere-'
'Got a club,' said Lias, proudly. 'Got a nail in it.'
'I mean a night club,' said Glod. 'Still got a nail in it at night.'
'I happen to know,' said Glod, abandoning that line of conversation, 'that there's a lot of places in the city that don't like paying Guild rates. We could do a few gigs and raise the money with no trouble.'
'Allll three of us together?' said Imp. 'Sure.'
'But we pllay dwarf music and human music and trollll music,' said Imp. 'I'm not sure they'llll go together. I mean, dwarfs llisten to dwarf music, humans llisten to human music, trolllls Ilisten to trollll music. What do we get if we mix it allll together? It'd be dreadfull.'
'We're getting along OK,' said Lias, getting up and fetching the salt from the counter. 'We're musicians,' said Glod. 'It's not the same with real people.'
'Yeah, right,' said the troll. Lias sat down. There was a cracking noise. Lias stood up. 'Oh,' he said. Imp reached over. Slowly and with great care he picked the remains of his harp off the bench.
'Oh,' said Lias. A string curled back with a sad little sound. It was like watching the death of a kitten. 'I won that at the Eisteddfod,' said Imp. 'Could you glue it back together?' said Glod, eventually. Imp shook his head. 'There's no-one left in Llamedos who knows how, see.'
'Yes, but in the Street of Cunning Artificers-'
'I'm real sorry. I mean real sorry, I don't know how it got dere.'
'It wasn't your faullt.' Imp tried, ineffectually, to fit a couple of pieces together. But you couldn't repair a musical instrument. He remembered the old bards saying that. They had a soul. All instruments had a soul. If they were broken, the soul of them escaped, flew away like a bird. What was put together again was just a thing, a mere assemblage of wood and wire. It would play, it might even deceive the casual listener, but . . . You might as well push someone over a cliff and then stitch them together and expect them to come alive. 'Um . . . maybe we could get you another one, then?' said Glod. 'There's . . . a nice little music shop in The Backs-' He stopped. Of course there was a nice little music shop in The Backs. It had always been there. 'In The Backs,' he repeated, just to make sure. 'Bound to get one there. In The Backs. Yes. Been there years.'
'Not one of these,' said Imp. 'Before a craftsman even touches the wood he has to spend two weeks sitting wrapped in a bullllock hide in a cave behind a waterfallll.'
'Why?'
'I don't know. It's traditionall. He has to get his mind pure of allll distractions.'
'There's bound to be something else, though,' said Glod. 'We'll buy something. You can't be a musician without an instrument.'
'I haven't got any money,' said Imp. Glod slapped him on the back. 'That doesn't matter,' he said. 'You've got friends! We'll help you! Least we can do.'
'But we allll spent everything we had on this meall. There's no more money,' said Imp. 'That's a negative way of looking at it,' said Glod. 'Wellll, yes. We haven't got any, see?'
'I'll sort out something,' said Glod. 'I'm a dwarf. We know about money. Knowing about money is practically my middle name.'
'That's a long middle name.' It was almost dark when they reached the shop, which was right opposite the high walls of Unseen University. It looked the kind of musical instrument emporium which doubles as a pawnshop, since every musician has at some time in his life to hand over his instrument if he wants to eat and sleep indoors. 'You ever bought anything in here?' said Lias. 'No . . . not that I remember,' said Glod. 'It shut,' said Lias. Glod hammered on the door. After a while it opened a crack, just enough to reveal a thin slice of face belonging to an old woman. 'We want to buy an instrument, ma'am,' said Imp. One eye and a slice of mouth looked him up and down. 'You human?'