"Sire?" said Dee.
"Who gave the order to kill the craftsman in Ankh-Morpork?" The King"s tone did not change. It was the same comfortable, sing-song voice. He sounded as though he would carry on asking the question for ever.
"I know nothing about - "
"Guards, press his hands firmly against the Scone."
They stepped forward. Each one took an arm.
"Again, Dee. Who gave the order?"
Dee writhed as if his hands were burning. "I... I..."
Vimes could see the skin whiten on the dwarf"s hands as he strained to lift them from the stone.
But it"s a fake. I"d swear he destroyed the real one, so he knows it"s a fake, surely? It"s just a lump of plaster, probably still damp in the middle! Vimes tried to think. The original Scone had been in the cave, hadn"t it? Was it? If it wasn"t, where had it been? The werewolves thought they had a fake, and it certainly hadn"t left his sight since. He tried to think through the fog of fatigue.
He"d half wondered, once, whether the original Scone had been the one in the Dwarf Bread Museum. That would have been the way to keep it safe. No one would try to steal something that everyone knew was a fake. The whole thug was the Fifth Elephant, nothing was what it seemed, it was all a fog.
Which one was real?
"Who gave the order, Dee?" said the King.
"Not me! I said they must take all necessary steps to preserve secrecy!"
"To whom did you say this?"
"I can give you names!"
"Later, you will. I promise you, boyo," said the King. "And the werewolves?"
"The Baroness suggested it! That is true!"
"Uberwald for the werewolves. Ah, yes... "joy through strength". I expect they promised you all sorts of things. You may take your hands off the Scone. I do not wish to distress you further. But why? My predecessors spoke highly of you, you are a dwarf of power and influence... and then you let yourself become a paw of the werewolves. Why?"
"Why should they be allowed to get away with it?" Dee snapped, his voice breaking with the strain.
The King looked across at Vimes. "Oh, I suspect the werewolves will regret that they - " he began.
"Not them! The... ones in Ankh-Morpork! Wearing make-up and dresses and... and abominable things!" Dee pointed a finger at Cheery. "Ha"ak! How can you even look at it! You let her," and Vimes had seldom heard a word sprayed with so much venom, "her flaunt herself, here! And it"s happening everywhere because people have not been firm, not obeyed, have let the old ways slide! Everywhere there are reports. They"re eating away at everything dwarfish with their... their soft clothes and paint and beastly ways. How can you be King and allow this? Everywhere they are doing it and you do nothing! Why should they be allowed to do this?" Now Dee was sobbing. "I can"t!"
Vimes saw that Cheery, to his amazement, was blinking back tears.
"I see," said the King. "Well, I suppose that is an explanation." He nodded to the guards. "Take... her away. Some things must wait a day or two."
Cheery saluted, suddenly. "Permission to go with her, sire?"
"What on earth for, young... young dwarf?"
"I expect she"d like someone to talk to, sire. I know I would."
"Indeed? I see your commander has no objection. Off you go, then."
The King leaned back when the guards had left with their prisoner and the prisoner"s new counsellor.
"Well, your excellency?"
"This is the real Scone?"