The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires (Half Moon Hollow 1) - Page 63

“Victim?” I asked dryly.

“I was going to say donor,” he corrected me. “If there is an understanding between the vampire and the human, the vampire can make it very pleasurable for him or her.”

“So why not do that all the time?” I asked petulantly. “Why make it violent and painful if it doesn’t have to be?”

He shrugged and looked down at my foot, the foot he was still trailing his fingers over. “Because the vampire doesn’t care to take the time or enjoys taking the blood by force. A good number of us prefer our meals that way. A touch of fear can make the blood that much sweeter. And sexually—”

“Enough,” I said, raising my hand to cut him off. “Disturbing bite wounds aside, there were no files anywhere to be found.”

“Damn it,” he grumbled. “The Council operatives are notoriously lazy. I thought they’d see the decoy box and stop looking.”

“So basically, we’re back at square one?” I asked.

“If square one is somewhere behind our starting point, where we’ve tipped our hand and my adversaries now know that a comely human is helping me, then yes. We are at square one.”

I slumped against the headboard, deflated. Cal reached for me, just as the opening notes of “Flight of the Bumblebee” blared out of my BlackBerry. Cal heaved an irritated sigh and rolled back to the mattress. For the first time in a long time, I considered not answering. Surely, there were more pressing issues in my life than Mr. Dougal’s custom-embroidered handkerchiefs or the order of plasma due at the Wyatt house the next morning. But Cal would be leaving soon. And my business had to survive after he was gone. Missing calls was not a good way to keep it going. And I would just worry about the numerous possible reasons for the call, like a dog gnawing a bone, until I drove myself crazy. Better to answer the phone and cut out the interim mental gymnastics.

I pulled myself together enough to press the send key, take Mr. Rychek’s order for a new batch of gluten-free organic almond milk for Diandra, then close my day with a few phone calls. Because he was incapable of picking up human social cues, Cal amused himself by sprawling across my bed, picking through my collection of embarrassing romance paperbacks. He snickered and read portions of Lord of the Rogues aloud, while I arranged a tasting of specialty bloods for Mrs. Dunston, who couldn’t seem to get out of the habit of throwing dinner parties after her recent turning. I arranged a carpet-cleaning appointment for Mr. Crown, who had never contracted with my service before. He insisted that no one accomplished “menial tasks” like I did, which I tried to see as a compliment. I narrowly avoided having to go to his house and oversee the cleaners myself, claiming a scheduling conflict. The very idea of entering another vampire’s home so soon after being mauled in one was nauseating. Mr. Crown huffed that he supposed a half-done job would have to do, and I ended the call as quickly as possible without actually hanging up on him. Jerk.

At last, I crawled into bed next to Cal and collapsed into a pillow.

“It’s very interesting, the number of topics you cover in your phone calls,” he said, lazily stretching his arms over his head. “It’s a bit like the women of my time. They had to run the households while we were away at war. They had to know a little bit about everything. They had to delegate, organize. I always thought it was a bit like juggling.”

I cocked my head to the side as I rolled over to stare at him. “Would it be rude to ask you how old you are?”

“Do humans think this is an appropriate question?”

“From men to women, no.” I shook my head. “From women to men? It’s allowed.”

He chuckled. “Strange double standard.”

“Well, women have made what progress we can over the years.” I snorted. “Where do you come from?

“I was born in what was known as Mycenae.”

“As in ancient Greece?” He nodded.

I made a mental note to hide the copy of 300 that I had tucked into my “Lonely Nights” DVD collection … and to stop picturing Cal in the 300 leather warrior underwear ensemble.

I cleared my throat. “How ancient?”

“I have lived long enough that I don’t keep track of exact years.”

“Why can’t you answer a question directly? It’s like living with the Riddler.” I groaned. A factoid from some long-past World Civ class floated to the surface of my memory. “Wait, didn’t Paris steal Helen of Troy away from Mycenae, to get away from her husband?”

He rolled his eyes. “Yes, two royals acting like children brought ten years of war and misery down on our heads.” He held up my romance novel, then let it flop to the bedspread with disdain.

I did some quick mental calculations. If he meant “our heads” literally, if he meant that he’d lived during that time, that would mean that Cal was an antique.

I goggled at him, looking so comfortable in jeans and a faded T-shirt. How did he stand it? The constant changes. The blaring technology. The crowding. The increasing selfishness of every generation. How could someone stand the monotony of a million nights and still enjoy mocking my stupid little romance novel?

“You’re counting the years in your head, aren’t you?” he asked, without looking up at me.

“I’m sorry. I can’t help it. Why don’t you have more of an accent?”

“It became easier, over the years, to learn the modern languages. It’s been a long time since I thought in Greek, ancient or otherwise. It makes me a bit sad that I’ve lost touch with that part of myself. But keeping a bit of mystery, keeping my enemies from knowing exactly how old I am, has its benefits.”

“How have you managed to live so long? Don’t you get bored? Frustrated?”

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