A widow from a poor village in Bengal did not have enough money to pay for her son's bus fare, and so, when the boy started going to school, he would have to walk through the forest all on his own. In order to reassure him, she said:
'Don't be afraid of the forest, my son. Ask your God Krishna to go with you. He will hear your prayer.'
The boy followed his mother's suggestion; Krishna duly appeared; and from then on, accompanied him to school every day.
When it was his teacher's birthday, the boy asked his mother for some money in order to buy him a present.
'We haven't any money, son. Ask your brother Krishna to get you a present.'
The following day, the boy explained his problem to Krishna, who gave him a jug of milk.
The boy proudly handed the milk to the teacher, but the other boys' presents were far superior and the teacher didn't even notice his gift.
'Take that jug of milk to the kitchen,' said the teacher to an assistant.
The assistant did as he was told. However, when he tried to empty the jug, he found that it immediately filled up again of its own accord. He informed the teacher, who was amazed and asked the boy:
'Where did you get that jug, and how does it manage to stay full all the time?'
'Krishna, the god of the forest, gave it to me.'
The teacher, the students and the assistant all burst out laughing.
'There are no gods in the forest. That's pure superstition,' said the teacher. 'If he exists, let's all go and see him.'
The whole group set off. The boy started calling for Krishna, but he did not appear. The boy made one last desperate appeal.
'Brother Krishna, my teacher wants to see you. Please show yourself!'
At that moment, a voice emerged and echoed throughout the forest.
'How can he possibly want to see me, my son? He doesn't even believe I exist!'
The Other Side of the Tower of Babel
I have spent the whole morning explaining that I'm more interested in the country's inhabitants than in museums and churches, and that it would, therefore, be much better if we went to the market. They tell me that today is a national holiday and the market is closed.
'Where are we going then?'
'To a church.'
I knew it.
'Today we are celebrating a saint who is very special to us, and doubtless to you too. We are going to visit the tomb of this saint. But don't ask any questions and accept that sometimes we lay on some very nice surprises for our writers.'
'How long will it take to get there?'
'Twenty minutes.'
Twenty minutes is the standard answer. I know, of course, that it will take much longer than that. However, they have, up until now, respected all my wishes, so I had better give in on this one.
On this Sunday morning, I am in Yerevan, in Armenia. I reluctantly get into the car. I can see snow-covered Mount Ararat in the distance. I look at the countryside around me. I wish I could be out there walking, rather than stuck inside this metal box. My hosts are trying to be nice to me, but I'm distracted, stoically accepting this 'special tourist programme'. They finally give up their attempts to make conversation, and we drive on in silence.
Fifty minutes later (I knew it!), we arrive at a small town and head for the packed church. I notice that everyone is in suit and tie; it's obviously a very formal occasion, and I feel ridiculous in my T-shirt and jeans. I get out of the car, and people from the Writers' Union are there waiting for me. They hand me a flower, lead me through the crowd of people attending mass, and we go down some steps behind the altar. I find myself before a tomb. I realize that this is where the saint must be buried; but before I place my flower on the tomb, I want to know who exactly I am paying homage to.
'The Holy Translator,' comes the reply.
The Holy Translator! My eyes fill with tears.