‘As far as I’m concerned, old man, I don’t give a damn,’ Mike said. ‘I’ll bet you anything you like.’
The three women and I sat quietly, watching the two men. Mike’s wife was becoming annoyed; her mouth had gone sour and I felt that at any moment she was going to interrupt. Our roast beef lay before us on our plates, slowly steaming.
‘So you’ll bet me anything I like?’
‘That’s what I told you. I’ll bet you anything you damn well please, if you want to make an issue out of it.’
‘Even ten thousand pounds?’
‘Certainly I will, if that’s the way you want it.’ Mike was more confident now. He knew quite well that he could call any sum Pratt cared to mention.
‘So you say I can name the bet?’ Pratt asked again.
‘That’s what I said.’
There was a pause while Pratt looked slowly around the table, first at me, then at the three women, each in turn. He appeared to be reminding us that we were witness to the offer.
‘Mike!’ Mrs Schofield said. ‘Mike, why don’t we stop this nonsense and eat our food. It’s getting cold.’
‘But it isn’t nonsense,’ Pratt told her evenly. ‘We’re making a little bet.’
I noticed the maid standing in the background holding a dish of vegetables, wondering whether to come forward with them or not.
‘All right, then,’ Pratt said. ‘I’ll tell you what I want you to bet.’
‘Come on, then,’ Mike said, rather reckless. ‘I don’t give a damn what it is – you’re on.’
Pratt nodded, and again the little smile moved the corners of his lips, and then, quite slowly, looking at Mike all the time, he said, ‘I want you to bet me the hand of your daughter in marriage.’
Louise Schofield gave a jump. ‘Hey!’ she cried. ‘No! That’s not funny! Look here, Daddy, that’s not funny at all.’
‘No, dear,’ her mother said. ‘They’re only joking.’
‘I’m not joking,’ Richard Pratt said.
‘It’s ridiculous,’ Mike said. He was off balance again now.
‘You said you’d bet anything I liked.’
‘I meant money.’
‘You didn’t say money.’
‘That’s what I meant.’
‘Then it’s a pity you didn’t say it. But anyway, if you wish to go back on your offer, that’s quite all right with me.’
‘It’s not a question of going back on my offer, old man. It’s a no-bet anyway, because you can’t match the stake. You yourself don’t happen to have a daughter to put up against mine in case you lose. And if you had, I wouldn’t want to marry her.’
‘I’m glad of that, dear,’ his wife said.
‘I’ll put up anything you like,’ Pratt announced. ‘My house, for example. How about my house?’
‘Which one?’ Mike asked, joking now.
‘The country one.’
‘Why not the other one as well?’