A few months before, Mrs Betty Han had obtained the agreement of the government, which was in desperate straits, to put a certain programme into practice that had been prepared by her collaborators, a team of psychologists and psychiatrists, with a view to curing the world of the ills which were devastating it and threatened to ruin it completely.
The report which she presented to the Council included a minute scientific analysis of the scourges which psychology had been called upon to combat. The entire conclusion of this first section, translated into ordinary language, could be expressed in these few points:
The world was suffering from melancholy. And the suicides were a direct consequence of this condition. The enormous amount of leisure time, which was the consequence of the rationalisation of work, had not itself been properly organised.
Education, which had been granted such a large role, had proved itself incapable of filling the void of empty hours and satisfying the thirst for entertainment and for occupying the mind that was inherent in human nature. Contrary to Betty’s advice, the Ministry for Leisure had neglected the Department of Games, which, with only derisory means at its disposal, had not taken any worthwhile initiative. In fact the opposite was true, and the former sport competitions between national teams, which had previously aroused general enthusiasm, had disappeared with the demise of nations. Nothing replaced them. The instinct for play, which psychology considered to be one of the most powerful ones in human beings, had thus been despised.
Concerning the matter of LCE, the world had lost confidence in itself, because it trusted instead the perfect automatic equipment that science had provided. The case of the cosmonauts was typical. During the long periods they spent in space, they had become used to relying on their computers completely, which never did anything wrong. So much so that they got to the point where they weren’t able to make even a basic move without instructions and approval from the machines.
After having developed and analysed these points in depth, the report came to possible solutions to the problems that had been created in this way. They were based on very simple principles.
As the situation was very serious, it was necessary to resort to a shock remedy capable of provoking passionate and violent interest in order to bring the world out of its melancholy state. It was necessary to conceive some entertainments which would be sufficiently sensational, in the literal sense of the word, to enthrall the mind during its interminable leisure time.
These entertainments, which the Ministry of Psychology envisaged in the form of games, should be of such a nature as to restore confidence in human value to the individual who practiced them and to the spectator who watched them, and in such a way as to fire the imagination and the senses. Thus, by a sequence of logical argument, they arrived at the concept of competitions, which were brutal and violent, and brought into play all the energy of the participants.
The report then went on to deal with questions of pure psychology, and cited innumerable experiments conducted in ordinary life or carried out under laboratory conditions, and mentioned also that aggression was a very important factor. It was composed with such skill that it gradually led the reader to admit that it was logical, and almost natural, to propose the inauguration of a series of popular spectacles, in which players would confront each other in murderous combat. A start could be made immediately, by way of a trial with bouts between only two opponents, for example, two experienced fencers.
The experts predicted that the emotion created by these duels would lead to a relatively rapid improvement, but that it would not be s
ufficient to keep the world in a condition of mental health. Mrs Betty Han could see further ahead, and, even before the principle of the games was approved, her staff of specialists were working on varying the programme both in terms of its scope and its quality.
When Fawell and the ministers were informed of this conclusion, after letting themselves be convinced for a moment by the insidious temptations of logic, they were nevertheless overcome with indignation and swore that they would never agree to these barbaric measures. However, as they were all men of science, used to using their reason, they soon regained their composure and thought the matter over, which led to great confusion in their minds. It was in this state of mind that they attended the council convened by the President, to discuss the project and listen to its author’s explanations.
Fawell arrived at the meeting depressed and demoralized. The decision that was to be taken was so important that the Nobels had appointed an important delegation to represent them. It was presided over by O’Kearn, who had put pressure on the government to reserve an important role for psychology.
It was a long and lively debate. Several ministers had criticised the project at the beginning in the name of morality and simple humanity. Mrs Betty Han listened to them calmly, and then replied. Playing with the meaning of words, she commented first on the fact that so-called ‘humanity’ was at that moment on a path which would lead to it disappearing completely. Then appealing to their rational minds, she had no difficulty in demonstrating that the death of a few was an insignificant evil compared with the self-massacre of suicides. For her, this remedy was by contrast deeply humane, if it managed to put an end to the deadly epidemic. The most well informed psychologists were convinced of this. Even meticulous scholars could not help being swayed by this reasoning, and criticisms became less incisive. Zarratoff, however, remained fiercely opposed, but for him it was not a question of morality or humanity. He was against the idea of games as such, because of their childish nature. But his voice was barely listened to.
Then, turning towards Fawell, Betty asked him with a smile if he had the latest statistics concerning suicides. He did not attempt to conceal the truth: they were worse than the most pessimistic predictions. A sense of tragedy hung silently over the council, faced with such responsibilities.
‘Assuming that we decide to try out this experiment, we still need to find some volunteers for these sorts of games.’
Betty reassured him on this point. With the help of her reputation as a psychologist, she declared that she was certain of finding as many volunteers as necessary and even many more. It would be necessary to reject some and to conduct a selection process to ensure that they would keep only the most deserving people. Apart from the material advantages which would be granted to the survivors (even in a world in which prosperity reigns everywhere, it is always possible to invent refinements to reward people for their merits, such as giving them works of art, for example, which, justifiably, cannot be priced), the simple prospect of triumphal victory, orchestrated and celebrated of course over the airwaves and in the press, would tempt a mass of enthusiasts. Even the possibility of a glorious demise in front of thousands of spectators would attract all those who, unable to put up with their present way of life, would prefer it to a lonely and miserable end hanging from a rope or in the murky waters of a river.
‘Amongst other ills the world was also suffering from a lack of star personalities,’ Betty maintained, ‘and it is far from unimportant for our programme that it will lead to the emergence of such stars. I advised you previously to create a world anthem and world banners. Experience has proved me right. I am telling you today, that a world state cannot do without world stars.’
Some of the ministers still hesitated. O’Kearn put the weight of his authority behind Mrs Betty Han in a few decisive phrases:
‘We are realists,’ he said. ‘We cannot refuse to accept a realistic solution. It is my opinion that we should try the experiment.’
To utter the word ‘experiment’ in a gathering of scholars was to lure them irresistibly with something that dazzled their eyes. The government decided to proceed with the plan, and were unanimous, except for one voice, that of Zarratoff.
The games were inaugurated immediately. At first it was of course simple individual sword fights, with the duellists not being made to follow the rules of fencing. They could move around, run and jump just as they wanted to and use their fists when they had the chance. It resulted in attacks which were quite like those seen in former times in swashbuckler films, with the difference that the weapons did not have foils, the wounds were real, and the fight ended in the death of one of the combatants.
The first competitions were a great success. The crowd went wild about each armed sequence and the victors were raised to the rank of world stars, as Betty had hoped. By a fortnight after the start of the shows, which were put on almost everywhere in the world and broadcast widely by all audio-visual media, the number of suicides had gone down by twenty-five per cent. Fawell had to admit that the psychologist’s prediction was right, yet again. He did so with good grace and Mrs Betty Han was given a free hand to pursue her programme and perfect it.
For knowing that the duels would end up becoming boring, she maintained feverish enthusiasm among her staff. Several teams of researchers worked relentlessly in laboratories specialising in putting together a range of games which became more and more stimulating, and more and more thrilling, in order to maintain and stir up the enthusiasm provoked by the first experiments even more. In this way the formula for super-wrestling with mixed teams was discovered. The world championship, with keenly contested knock-out rounds in various regions, had been an enormous success. The finale surpassed all expectations.
It was quite strange that the first idea for super-wrestling was born not in the mind of a professional psychologist but in that of the mathematician Yranne.
He had in no way taken offence at the promotion of Mrs Betty Han. On the contrary he was happy to find himself relieved of part of his responsibilities. After producing an enormous amount of work during the last few years, he also found himself now with some leisure time. He used it not to pursue his analytical research, but, following a strange inclination which he sensed in advance that he would not be able to resist, to think about the Chinese psychologist’s projects. He found them very interesting and allowed his logical and subtle mind to indulge itself quite naturally in imagining some innovation in the programme of games, to the great fury of his friend Zarratoff, who could no longer persuade him to play a game of chess, so absorbed was he in his daydreams tinged with speculation.
After pursuing a series of fruitless deductions, it came to Yranne one evening that wrestling, if pushed to its extreme, that is to say to a mortal end, would be a good way to fulfill all the conditions necessary to arouse the passions of crowds. He shared his idea with Betty, masking his shyness with a joking manner.
She did not smile, as he feared she would, but on the contrary remained serious and pensive. Then she thanked her friend warmly, and went off with this fresh idea to one of her laboratories straight away, where it was immediately considered, dissected, analysed and finally improved upon till it gave birth to the actual show decided upon. The last touch of spice was added by a very young male student of psychology, by the name of Rousseau, whom she had found to be very imaginative, and had recruited into her research department, judging that youth was a good qualification for work of this kind. It was he who had the idea of introducing women into the teams and having them fight naked or almost so, like the men, adding thereby the spice of striptease to the pepper of violence. Mrs Betty Han congratulated him on his brainwave and predicted a brilliant future for him.
As for the suggestion that the rival teams should bear the names of various scientific theories, this came from Betty herself. She thought that in this way they could replace the passionate element provided in the past by the confrontation between two groups of different nationalities. Fawell had approved of this point without reservation. He hoped to arouse in an indirect way, by means of the games, some interest in the theories themselves, which would ultimately be beneficial to science.
Although it was not imposed by any rule, it happened that the Alpha team almost always chose to represent a theory of physics, while the Beta team wore the colours of a hypothesis dear to the hearts of biologists.