Mad About the Boy (Bridget Jones 3) - Page 53
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TWUNKEN AFTERMATH
Friday 11 January 2013
Twitter followers lost 551, Twitter followers remaining 101, number of words of screenplay written 0.
6.35 a.m. Will just check my Twi— Gaaah! Just remembered twunking incoherent drunken rant last night, slagging off birds for no reason to hundreds of complete strangers. Oh God. Have clouting hangover and have got to do school run. Oh, is OK because Chloe is doing school run. Am going back to sleep.
10 a.m. Look, this can be salvaged, like any other PR disaster. With exception, possibly, of current Lance Armstrong PR disaster.
10.15 a.m. Right. The Leaves in His Hair. Must get on.
11.15 a.m. Actually, maybe I could have a career in PR! Oh, shit, is 11.15, must get on with screenplay. First, though, clearly I quickly need to make a full and frank Twitter apology to my few remaining followers.
11.16 a.m.
11.45 a.m. Maybe will just throw in quote from Dalai Lama for good measure:
9.15 p.m. Right. Children are asleep. Am going to get back on Twitter.
9.16 p.m. OMG. Tweet from @_Roxster! Yesss! At least Roxster has not left in disgust.
9.17 p.m. Oh God. Everyone is ridiculing me and retweeting my drunken birds tweet. Must try and do damage control.
He’s funny. And pic is handsome. And young-looking. I wonder who he is?
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Cheeky young whippersnapper.
Roxster just retweeted me from one of his followers: adding:
10 p.m. Waxing? France? Suddenly have lurching fear that Roxster is not a cute younger man who finds me entertaining, but gay, and is drawn to me and Talitha as tragic ironic ruined drag acts, like Lily Savage.
10.05 p.m. Just called Talitha to get her opinion.
‘Roxster? That rings a bell. Is he one of my followers?’
‘He’s MY follower!’ I said indignantly, then conceded, ‘Though he may have jumped across from you.’
‘He’s adorable. Roxster. Roxby someone. I had a man on the show who was plugging designer food-recycling caddies and Roxby came with him. He works for some green eco-charity. Nice young chap. Very handsome. Go for it!’
10.15 p.m.
SCREENWRITER
Monday 14 January 2013
Twitter followers 793 (am #Twunken heroine), tweets 17, disastrous social occasions agreed to 1 (or maybe 3 all in one), words of screenplay written 0.
10 a.m. Right, must get down to work!
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