Elly: A little…
Ian: Then it was a good joke, right?
Elly: Don’t quit your day job. :)
Ian: Ouch.
Elly: Trust me, I’ve got your best interests in mind.
Ian: I’m sorry, all of my one-liners and jokes have to be age appropriate. My niece and nephew are the only ones that normally hear them.
Elly: That explains why they’re basically dad-jokes.
Ian: Fine, do you want to hear a dirty joke?
Elly: Sure…
Ian: Why does Santa have three gardens?
Elly: It’s too cold for a garden in the North Pole.
Ian: You’re ruining the joke!
Elly: Fine. Why does Santa have three gardens in the frozen tundra?
Ian: So he can… Are you ready?
Elly: I’m on the edge of my seat.
Ian: So, he can ho-ho-ho!
Elly: Wow, that’s so dirty I need a shower.
Ian: I warned you.
Elly: If that’s the dirtiest joke you know, you will hate all of mine.
Ian: You’ve got jokes too? I want to hear one.
Elly: It’s definitely not age appropriate for anyone with young ears.
Ian: Your ears are the youngest ones in this conversation. I don’t mind.
Elly: Are you sure?
Ian: Yes…
Elly: What happens when you play with Santa’s balls?
Ian: Uh… He gets merry?
Elly: I’m sure he does… But you also get a White Christmas…
Ian: I won’t be telling my niece and nephew that one until they’re in their thirties!
Elly: Did you laugh?
Ian: I did.