I rushed home and went straight to the freezer. I yanked the door open and there it was-the family size. I almost fainted from joy. I popped it into the microwave and ran into the bedroom to get dry clothes. I was changing out of my socks, and I realized the room didn't feel exactly right. I'd left the bed unmade and rumpled, and now it was less rumpled, and the pillows were all lined up on the headboard. And my T-shirt drawer was partially open.
I moved to the chest beside the bed and got the cylinder of pepper spray from the top drawer. I looked under the bed and in every closet. Didn't find anyone. Whoever had been here was now gone.
I called Morelli.
“I've got it in the microwave,” I told him. “When did you bring it over?”
'Testerday. When I brought all the rest of the stuff. Why?"
“I think someone was in my apartment while I was gone this morning.”
“Probably Ranger fingering your underwear.”
“No. I was with Ranger. And if Ranger was here, I'd never know.” And if Ranger wanted to finger my underwear, he'd do it while I was wearing it.
“If you're worried, you can move yourself over to my house. Bob loves company.”
“How ab
out you?”
“I'd like it too. Just kick the beer cans and pizza boxes out of your way and make yourself at home.”
“Could it have been the police looking for evidence?”
“No. We couldn't use evidence obtained that way. And besides, no one's that smart here. Only television cops do that sort of thing.”
“Good to know. Gotta run. My mac and cheese just dinged.”
“I've got some paperwork to finish, and then I'm heading out. Where will I find you?”
“I'm going to stay here. There weren't any death threats spray-painted on the walls, so maybe I'm just imagining things. I'm a little spooked, what with being accused of murder.”
“You're not accused yet,” Morelli said. “You're only under suspicion.”
I hung up, stuffed my feet into the shearling boots, and pulled a hooded fleece sweatshirt over my head. I liked Morelli's house better than my apartment, but all my clothes and makeup and hair things were here. When Morelli spent the night with me, he borrowed my razor, used whatever soap was in the bathroom, and re-dressed in the clothes that had hit the floor the night before. He kept some underwear and socks here, and that was it. When I stayed with Morelli, it was a whole production.
I polished off the mac and cheese and washed it down with a beer. I was now warm inside and out, and no longer cared so much about the Dickie issue.
I'd dropped a cheesy macaroni into Rex's food cup, and he was busy stuffing it into his cheeks. His whiskers were whirring and his tiny black eyes were bright.
“Time to go get a Diggery,” I said to Rex. “Now that I'm full of mac and cheese, I can do anything-leap tall buildings in a single bound, stop a speeding locomotive, get a bikini wax.”
Rex flicked a glance at me and scurried into his soup can.
FIVE
It was mid-afternoon and still gray and drizzly, but the drizzle wasn't freezing on the roads. I thought that was a good sign. I was on my way to the mall in Ranger s car and hat, and I was feeling very kick-ass. I was armed with the pepper spray and the stun gun. I had my cuffs. I had my paperwork. I was ready to do a takedown.
I parked at the food court entrance and made a tour of the concessions. Pizza, burgers, ice cream, smoothies, Chinese, cookies, subs, Mexican, sandwiches. I didn't see Dig-gery. Then I did a fast scan of the tables and spotted him on the far side, against a wall. He was talking to someone, and there were papers spread across the table.
I got a diet soda and found an empty table just behind Diggery. He was busy talking and didn't notice me. He seemed to be filling out some sort of form. He finished the form, gave it to the woman across from him, and she gave him some money and left. A new person immediately sat down and gave Diggery a large yellow envelope. I wasn't taking any chances with this. I wasn't going to give Diggery an opportunity to bolt and run. I quietly moved to Diggery and clapped a bracelet on his right wrist.
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Diggery looked down at the cuff and then up at me. “Fuck,” Diggery said. “You need to get rebonded,” I told him. “You missed your court date.”
“I'm conducting business now,” Diggery said. "A little respect, okay? I don't come barging