“Uh-huh.”
“Well, just over twelve months ago I went to a wedding in London, and I was flying directly back to New York for an interview here.”
Aaron frowns as he concentrates on my story.
“At the airport in London, this fruitcake man behind me in the line was having some kind of episode and started throwing my bag around.”
They both stare at me, confused.
“Anyway, the security guard ushered me to the check-in counter and told the guy to look after me. I was given an upgrade to first class.”
“How cool.” Aaron smiles and raises his drink happily.
I brace myself for the next part of the story. “I was seated next to this man, and we began drinking champagne and . . .” I shrug. “The more we drank, the more inappropriate we got, and we began talking about our sex lives.”
“Did you get kicked off the plane?” Aaron says, with wide eyes.
“No.” I sip my drink. “Could have easily, though.”
Aaron puts his hand to his chest in relief.
“Then there was a blizzard in New York, and we had to fly on to Boston for an overnight layover. This guy was like . . . ridiculously hot.” I smile as I remember him. “He was so not my type, and I wasn’t his, but somehow we ended up fucking like rabbits all night long. It was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life.”
“I love this story.” Molly smiles. “Go you.”
“I never saw him again.”
Her face falls. “He didn’t call?”
“He never asked for my number.”
“Ouch.” Aaron winces.
“I know; so you can imagine my horror when I saw him at work this week.”
“What?” they both gasp.
“Oh my God, it’s fucking Ricardo, isn’t it?” Aaron frowns as he takes a big mouthful of his drink. “I can’t handle this story. Please don’t tell me you fucked him, and he gave you an STD. I won’t be able to cope.”
“It was Jameson Miles.”
Molly’s eyes nearly bulge from her head. “What?”
“Are you fucking kidding me?” Aaron gasps and accidentally snorts his drink up his nose and has a coughing fit.
They both stare at me, wide eyed.
“When I went to his office on the tour, he asked to be left alone with me.”
Molly shakes her head. “Is this real?”
I nod.
“I have no words for this story,” she whispers.
“I do—oh my fucking God.” Aaron hits her on the arm in excitement. “What happened?”
“He asked me out to dinner.”