‘Language, young lady! Yes, I certainly think you’ve earned a spanking. If only I were there, I’d have you over my knee right now.’
‘ … ’
‘I’d pull your scanty silky knickers down to your knees, miss, and then I’d smack your bare bottom hard until it glowed redder than fire.’
‘Ouch.’
‘And if you weren’t sorry, I’d make you fetch your hairbrush and I’d apply it to your stinging rump until you begged for mercy. And then I’d spank you some more.’
‘I’ll bear it in mind.’
‘You’ll bear it on your bottom. Your bare bottom. One day. Soon.’
‘Eek. (Can’t wait).’
‘But for now your naughtiness will have to be dealt with otherwise. I can’t very well ask you to spank yourself, can I?’
‘S’pose not.’
‘What I can do is unpick the threads of what makes a spanking such an effective form of discipline and try to apply those elements in a different way. So, brainstorm for me, what’s so bad about a spanking?’
‘Umm, it hurts, for one.’
‘Right. Pain. What else?’
‘It’s embarrassing.’
‘Excellent! Embarrassment.’
‘And humbling.’
‘Hum
iliation. My favourite. Anything else?’
‘Makes me feel submissive and powerless.’
‘Exactly. And, dare I suggest, excited?’
‘When it’s over.’
‘It makes you wet?’
‘*blush* yes, sir.’
‘I like it when you blush. On both sets of cheeks.’
‘So do I.’
‘Do you have a vibrator?’
‘No, sir.’
‘Seriously? I thought everyone had them these days.’
‘I’ve thought about getting one … Just never got around to it.’
‘Well, that’s good.’