'Yeah!' Dr Rock was impressed. 'Don't let me stop you.'
Maria began to ease Jade's white knickers down, pausing to give her backside a little slap. Jade protested and wrestled Maria to the floor, where the pair of them shrieked and giggled and struggled for an arousing few minutes, limbs meshed, hair flying, breasts swinging this way and that, until a feral-looking Maria had her lover exactly where she wanted her.
'Great! Now eat that pussy, baby!' cried Dr Rock hoarsely.
Maria did not need telling. She hoisted Jade's knees over her shoulders and dived down, gobbling greedily, licking and sucking and flicking and slurping for dear life. Dr Rock was living up to his name now, hard and throbbing at the sight, panting as he stroked but conscious of not wanting to peak too quickly. This was one of the sexiest sights of his life, and he did not want it to end any time soon. Maria's pink tongue probing and circling Jade's ruby treasure beat any porn film on the hotel channels into a cocked hat. Jade's hands began to grab at the long pile of the rug, then her legs kicked up in the air, and she was coming, wailing and arching her back, crying out Maria's name.
'Fuck, that was hot,' sighed Dr Rock. 'Was that hot, Jade?'
'It was,' admitted Jade dreamily, lying back on the shagpile and gazing at the miniature chandeliers on the ceiling.
'Time for Maria to get hers, though, isn't it? What about this strap-on I've been hearing about?'
'Oh, jeez, I'm sorry. It isn't at the hotel. It's at my flat,' apologised Jade, coming to and sitting up again.
'OK, well, I can improvise. I do it onstage, after all.' Dr Rock chuckled to himself, then he handed his empty beer bottle to Jade. 'See what she thinks of that.'
'Oh my God!' squealed Maria. 'Our dildo is not that wide!'
'I think you can take it. Suck it and see.'
'I'll give it a go,' said Jade. 'Get down on the rug, Maria, and get your legs really as wide as you can.'
Maria pouted a little, but did as she was told eventually, spreading her short legs and holding them in the air with hands around her thighs.
'Hey, that's a nice view,' contributed Dr Rock, then he nodded at Jade that she could start. Jade prepared Maria diligently, fingering her to maximum lubrication before she made any attempt to insert the glass neck of the bottle.
Maria, grunting, began to beg for penetration, jerking her hips upward to emphasise the point. Jade slowly and carefully slid the bottle into the slot, having no difficulty with the narrow top section. Maria began to whimper and wriggle a bit once the bottle's shape began to gradually widen; both spectators could see how her little circle of muscle grew and broadened to accommodate it until it was bigger and rounder than it usually managed. All the same, it seemed capable of accommodating its cold and smooth intruder. 'Is this OK?' asked Jade. 'Am I hurting you?'
'No, it's fine,' puffed Maria. 'Oh, I feel so full though!'
Jade had only to rock the bottle gently backwards and forwards for a few minutes before Maria came crazily, banging her head on the thankfully luxurious carpet.
'Amazing!' enthused Dr Rock. 'My turn now. I'd better get down to it before I shoot. Stay there, Maria. Hey, Jade, how about you sit on her face?'
Maria, weak and faint from her bottle-fed orgasm, could only lie compliant while Dr Rock inserted his cock into the gaping void that was left. As Jade's blonde snatch descended towards her open mouth, she could hear a distant clicking noise. Without properly registering it, she put it down to the TV and set to an enthusiastic bout of cunnilingus while Dr Rock banged away at her lower half.
'Here, honey,' she heard the estimable doctor – surely he wasn't really a doctor? – say to Jade. There was a crackling sound and Maria thought it must be the money. Looking sideways, she saw a number of pinkish banknotes crammed into Jade's hot little hand. This coincided with such a loud frenzy of clicking and popping that she tried to lift her head. Despite the solid obstruction of Jade's groin, she managed to raise it enough to look towards the source of the noise – the French door that led out to the balcony. There were flashes of light – flashes of light that happened at the same time as each click. There was an outline. A shadow. A person!
'STOP!' shrieked Maria, directly into Jade's clitoris. She kicked her legs in a frenzy, unseating the disgruntled rock legend.
'Hey, what's going on here?' he raged.
'Look! At the window! Someone there!'
Dr Rock, wearing only a ripped T-shirt, shades and an erection, made a break for the balcony, roaring furiously.
'Oh my God, be careful!' entreated Jade, leaping up to follow him and smashing her ankle against a coffee table on the way.
Maria simply shrieked hysterically until Dr Rock returned. 'I didn't catch him. He shinned up to the roof. I saw the camera, though – and he dropped this.' He held out a Press ID card.
'No! Not Sauce on Sunday,' wailed Maria. 'It'll be all over the front page!'
Dr Rock shrugged. 'Well, y'know, I'm kinda used to it. It's expected of me.'
'But we'll lose our jobs!' appealed Maria. 'Can't you do something?'
'What can I do?' Dr Rock lay back down on the sofa, his erection now just a memory. 'Thanks for the ride, girls.'