Cole: I hate him a little less now.
Aiden: Why the hell do you hate him? What’s wrong with my son?
Cole: The fact that he’s your son. And that he keeps roaming around my Ava like a shadow. I mean it, I’m breaking his legs before he comes near her.
Ronan: I like him, though. If I had a daughter, I’d definitely give her to him. Speaking of which, Xan, you still didn’t change your mind about Cecily for Remi?
Xander: Fuck you, Ron. My Cecily won’t be anyone’s but ours.
Ronan: Your loss, mon ami. There’s Glyn and Ava and they’ll fight over my Rem.
Cole: Leave my daughter out of this or you’ll regret it, Ron.
Levi: Submit a proposition with favourable conditions and I might consider giving Glyn away.
Ronan: Now we’re talking. Let me tell Remi the
news. He should be okay with it since I taught him to keep his options open.
* * *
Ronan: Who the fuck stole my stash of weed?
Xander: You had a stash of weed and didn’t tell us?
Levi: Why would you think it’s one of us?
Ronan: Because it was there last night when we had Dad Day with the kids while the women went shopping. And by the way, I hate Dad Day. I don’t like Teal alone out there.
Cole: She wasn’t alone, technically.
Aiden: Says the one who was obsessively checking on his wife.
Xander: Says the one who actually took his son and went after his wife.
Levi: Says the one who suggested we all do the same.
Ronan: Bottom line, Dad Day sucks. That’s why I needed the weed. We should do something to stop them from going out alone.
Xander: Nah. Green says they need their alone time away from us and the kids.
Ronan: Away from us?
Levi: Us? As in, ALL OF US?
Xander: I know, right? I didn’t think Kimmy would ever want time away from me.
Aiden: You’re the one everyone needs time away from. And Astor. Nash, too. Levi, sometimes. I’m the only one Elsa doesn’t need time away from.
Cole: Is that why she hid when you went to find her?
Aiden: That’s because she was trying something on and saving it as a surprise. Speak for yourself. Silver hugged Ava and not you.
Cole: It’s the hormones, idiot. She tries to control them in public.
Aiden: Yeah, right.
Xander: *laughing out loud emoji*