He smiled, but he put down his silverware. He looked at me. His expression was neutral, as it was most of the time. I couldn't tell if he'd enjoyed the film or been disgusted by it. "Now you can ask me questions," he said. His voice was like it always was, pleasant, unaffected by external stimuli.
"Jesus, where did you get that thing?"
"A client."
"Why give it to you?"
"The woman was his daughter."
"Oh, God, please, tell me he didn't watch this."
"You know he saw it. You know he watched it to the end or why hire me? Most men don't hire people to kill their daughter's lovers."
"He hired you to kill the two men?"
Edward nodded.
"Why did you show this to me?"
"Because I knew you'd help me."
"I'm not an assassin, Edward."
"Just help me identify them. I'll do the rest. Is it all right if I drink some wine?"
I nodded.
He sipped his wine. The dark liquid rolled around the glass, looking a lot redder than it had before the movie. I swallowed hard and looked away. I would not throw up. I would not throw up.
"Where can I find Alfred?"
"Nowhere," I said.
He set his wineglass carefully on the tray. "Anita, you disappoint me. I thought you'd help me after seeing what they did to the girl."
"I'm not being uncooperative. That film is one of the worst things I've ever seen, and I've seen a hell of a lot. You're too late to find Alfred."
"How too late?"
"I killed him last night."
A smile spread across his face, beautiful to behold. "You always make my job easier."
"Not on purpose."
He shrugged. "Do you want half the fee? You did do half the work."
I shook my head. "I didn't do it for money."
"Tell me what happened."
"No."
"Why not?"
I looked at him. "Because you hunt lycanthropes and I don't want to give someone to you by accident."
"The wereleopard deserves to die, Anita."
"I'm not arguing that. Though, technically, he didn't kill the girl."
"The father wants them both. Do you blame him?"
"No, I guess I don't."
"Then you'll help me identify the other man?"
"Maybe." I stood up. "I need to call someone. I need for someone else to see this film. He might be able to help you more than I could."
"Who?"
I shook my head. "Let me see if he'll come first."
Edward gave a long nod, almost a bow with just his neck. "As you like."
I dialed Richard's number by heart. I got his machine. "This is Anita, pick up if you're there. Richard, pick up. This is important." No one picked up the phone.
"Damn," I said.
"Not home?" Edward asked.
"Do you have the number for the Lunatic Cafe?"
"Yes."
"Give it to me."
He repeated the number slowly, and I dialed it. A woman picked up the phone. It wasn't Raina. I was thankful for that. "Lunatic Cafe, Polly here, how may I help you."
"I need to speak with Richard."
"I'm sorry we don't have any waiters by that name."
"Look, I was a guest of Marcus's last night. I need to speak with Richard. It's an emergency."
"I don't know. I mean, like, they're all busy in the back room."
"Look, get Richard on the phone now."
"Marcus doesn't like to be disturbed."
"Polly, is it? I have been on my feet for over thirteen hours. If you do not put Richard on the phone right now, I am going to come down there personally and bust your ass. Am I making myself clear?"
"Who is this?" She sounded a little miffed, and not in the least afraid.
"Anita Blake."
"Oh," she said. "I'll get Richard for you, right away, Anita, right away." There was an edge of panic to her voice that hadn't been there before. She put me on hold. Someone with a sick sense of humor had compiled the Muzak. "Moonlight and Roses," "Blue Moon," "Moonlight Sonata." Every song was a moon theme. We were halfway through "Moon over Miami" when the phone clicked back to life.
"Anita, it's me. What's wrong?"
"I'm all right, but I've got something you need to see."
"Can you tell me what it is?"
"I know this sounds corny, but not over the phone."
"You sure you're not just looking for an excuse to see me again?" There was a note of teasing in his voice.
It had been too long a night. "Can you meet me?"
"Of course. What's wrong? Your voice sounds awful."
"I need a hug and to erase the last hour of my life. The first you can take care of when you get here, the second I'll just have to live with."
"Are you home?"
"No." I glanced at Edward, putting my hand over the mouthpiece. "Can I give him the hotel room?"
He nodded.
I gave Richard the hotel room, and directions. "I'll be there as soon as I can." He hesitated, then said, "What did you say to Polly? She's nearly hysterical."
"She wouldn't put you on the phone."
"You threatened her," he said.
"Yeah."
"Was it an idle threat?"
"Pretty much."
"Dominant pack members don't make idle threats to subordinates."
"I'm not a pack member."
"After last night you're a dominant. They're treating you like a rogue dominant lycanthrope."
"What does that mean?"
"It means when you say you're going to bust someone's ass, they believe you."
"Oh, sorry."
"Don't apologize to me, apologize to Polly. I'll be there before you get her calmed down."
"Don't put her on, Richard."
"That's what you get for being trigger happy. People get scared of you."
"Richard..." A sobbing female voice came on the line. I spent the next fifteen minutes convincing a crying werewolf that I wasn't going to hurt her. My life was getting too strange, even for me.