The next day I rushed out to go home for Mother’s Day. Didn’t have to worry about guys wearing thigh highs or anything. Instead just spent it with my crazy family.
O ya, the night before I had the crazy sex with Bookstore, I got some good love from WineBar too. So you can say I was pretty filled up and satisfied for the week haha.
Anyways, I get to my apartment and the doorman winks at me and I’m like whaaa but I get out of the elevator and walk to the door and there is like this HUGE bouquet of flowers that are just next to my door.
OMG!
I got me some flowers! And not hate flowers either! Like nice flowers!
It says, “Missed you over the weekend! Enjoyed our night together, can’t wait to see you again. Call me so I know you’re back.”
But he didn’t sign it. And it’s not in handwriting – he ordered it online most likely so the note is typed out.
Like, oh no!! Who sent it!!! I can’t ask one, because what if they didn’t send it!
So don’t know what to do
Hugs and kisses and lots of love!
Alexis
Who Was It?
I need to find out who gave me flowers!
Wow I love my newsletter peeps!
I was just telling Tia Siren the other day how much I love you guys. Because I drop in with a problem like oh hey I got some flowers but I don’t know which of the guys I’m having sex with (dating is too much of a commitment to say right now) is the guy that sent it to me.
I mean, I tried calling the florist. It was done online and they couldn’t tell me.
I asked my girlfriend. She was like girl get rid of those flowers now, they could have a hidden camera or something in them to capture you while you naked. I got all worried at that.
But honestly, some of your suggestions were so helpful.
So here is what I did. I texted both just maybe ten minutes ago! Saying, “hey, thanks for the flowers. Were they from you?”
Whoever sent it will get a very special treat from my mouth and other parts of me tonight. The other one will feel jealous. And maybe they’ll get me something better than flowers then. Like maybe shoes. Or underwear. As long as it’s not theirs a la Freeway.
Honestly, I just wanna find some guy to curl up and argue and make up with. Someone to grow old next to and share memories of naughty things we do in private.
Anyways, I heard two chimes so I got two texts back. Who is going to be the person that gave me the flowers???? Squeeeeee the anticipation is killing me!!
Hugs and kisses and lots of love!
Alexis
WTF?!
Book Boyfriends Need To Become Real...
So who sent the flowers?
The last thing I told you I did was send a text and then wait to see who responded. Well, it was Bookstore all right. He got my text and was like “How did you know it was me?” and I literally lolled so hard. So here was the text convo we had.
Bookstore:
Bookstore: How did you know it was from me?