Alexis
Results!
By the way, results from the poll are in!
I read them this morning!
OMG!
In regards to Dodgeball calling me and asking me out after ignoring moi for 3 weeks,
27% of you say go ahead and ignore him back and say screw you basically and just don't go out with him.
58% of you say go out with him.
5% had no idea who Dodgeball was.
10% wanted me to put all my emails in another book - this time going from Hawaii to now.
So firstly, that's what I'n doing over Memorial Day do not worry!
Second thing, I'm going out with Dodgeball apparently. I texted him and told him I checked my schedule and I'm free. I also made sure I had my black lace La Perla thong. It's my lucky thong. Just wanted to make sure Freeway didn't take it or whatever.
Finally I called WineBar and told him that we are on for the Memorial Day barbecue he invited me to with his friends.
Hugs and kisses and lots of love!
Alexis
The Date
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Wanna hear about my date with Dodgeball?
It went something like this.
I got in an Uber to go meet him at the Cliff House. We had dinner and talked and the reason he didn't call me was actually because he was travelling for work and was in London. I think a few of you were even telling me that - like dude what if he's travelling for work since he's in Finance and all.
So, that was his excuse and he even showed me pictures from London so I guess that's the truth.
So I followed him out and we went to the InterContinental Mark Hopkins on top of Union Square where we had some drinks and he put me in his arms and we did the tango. Like literally, the guy knows how to dance.
So I'm all grinding on his leg and I can feel my panties getting wet and I'm ready to get down to business but instead we end up at the 500 Club where we have more PBR. I mean, I'm wearing Fendi and my shoes are Christian Louboutin and he's got on D&G (I peeked at the tag on his coat!) but we're just drinking PBR and doing shots at a dive bar which was amazing.
Then we got bacon wrapped hot dogs around 1 am and I want his sausage. But he only gives me his tongue :(
My internal dialog on this:
Nice Alexis: I mean, I'm happy that he respected me enough to leave it at that and we had a nice, normal convo.
Naughty Alexis: Whhyyyyyy did he not just bang me.
Nice Alexis: But I guess normal ppl don't do that on a first date?
Naughty Alexis: But I had La Perla on :(
Hugs and kisses and lots of love!