Tia: Thank you! What are you up to today?
Me: I’m just gonna go to the beach! I’m so hung over!
Tia: I hope you weren’
t one of those girls dancing on the bar and pouring beer on their shirt.
Me: Uhm….
Tia: Make sure to take your sunscreen! Plenty of it!
Me: Okay…sigh….
Or like a few days ago!
Me: Hey babe!
Tia: I LOVE your cover for Buyer’s Market
Me: Thanks. It didn’t do that well in the store L
Tia: Cheer up. You’re wonderful and as long as you enjoy telling stories and do your best, people will read them
Me: You think so?
Tia: I know so.
Me: Thanks….WorkMom!
Tia: Wait. What?
So today for the woman who has given me so much, from guidance on blurbs and covers, to cheering me up when I’m low, to being a great role model to look up to, I’m saying thank you!
Hugs and kisses and lots of love,
Alexis
What to do with Jogger?
Like I want a man to make me moan!
So it’s been a couple days and I kinda let the Jogger story die on the vine to those of you who were asking. Not intentionally, just needed some space from guys, KWIM? But I mean that didn’t stop me from going on the sorta date with Jogger who kissed me but maybe would do more. But somehow, unless I get really horny, I’m not really sure if I should call him back. I mean, I see him pretty regularly when I go for a run. Not a whole lot of people running on the Embarcadero in SF that time of morning before the tourists get there so maybe he’s gonna be good for a random evening when I’m feeling horny, but the truth of the matter is that with summer approaching and my release schedule, I’m just not feeling that horny as I write this email, you know?
It's funny too because the other day after the press conference one of my Cynthia Grigg submitted a question for next week where she was all like Do you really orgasm as often as you say or are you exaggerating to make us all feel inadequate and I was like LOL because omg, real life guys I’m totally not feeling right now. Like let’s do a rundown of how they’ve played out. Mr. Cancun hasn’t called back after following me home but getting spooked by WineBar. WineBar is alternating between embarrassed at me at the BBQ or upset at me outside my apartment when he catches another guy’s hands down my pants. Freeway wears panties. Bookstore is an ass. ComputerChip thinks I’m some sort of porn star. Sunscreen is in Atlanta and basically gave up when Mr. Cancun stepped in the picture.
So ya, my question back to Cynthia (with a smile and in a friendly way) would be like what often orgasms? I have had like zero MCO’s in the last seven days since getting back from Cancun. An MCO in case you didn’t know is a Man-Caused Orgasm. As opposed to a BCO, which is a Book Caused Orgasm.
So like at this point with no man caused orgasm, I need to figure out if I want to see Jogger just bc I haven’t cum in a long time even if I’m not feeling him.
You know what I think? Because I’m so indecisive.
Survey time! Let’s make it part of our contest of the day! One lucky respondent will win a $5 Amazon gc!
Should I call Jogger to come over and do him even if I'm not totally into him?
NO!!!
Girl, you need to cum! Hurry! Call him!