"Tritium is expensive and radioactive. Michael, can you draw a halo?"
"It shouldn't be hard."
"We would want something cheerful but serious."
"I would try," said Michael, smiling again, "to make it serious, and it's hard to picture one that isn't cheerful."
"Where have they got him?" Yossarian wanted to know.
"In the same place, I would guess. I really don't know."
"Does your father know?"
"Do I know if he knows?"
"If you did would you tell me?"
"If he said that I could."
"If he said that you couldn't?"
"I would say I don't know."
"As you're saying right now. At least you're truthful."
"I try."
"Even when you lie. There's a paradox here. We are talking in circles."
"I went to divinity school."
"And what," said Yossarian, "do I tell the chaplain's wife? I'll be seeing her soon. If there's anyone else I can advise her to complain to, I will certainly tell her."
"Who could she find? The police are helpless."
"Strangelove?"
"Oh, no," said M2, turning whiter than customary. "I will have to find out. What you can tell Karen Tappman now--"
"Karen?"
"It's what it says on my prompt sheet. What you can tell Karen Tappman truthfully--"
"I don't think I would lie to her."
"We never choose to be anything but truthful. It's right there in our manual, under Lies. What you must tell Karen Tappman," M2 recited dutifully, "is that he is well and misses her. He looks forward to rejoining her as soon as he is not a danger to himself or the community and his presence in the family and the conjugal bed would not be injurious to her health."
"That's a new fucking wrinkle, isn't it?"
"Please." M2 flinched. "This one happens to be true."
"You would say that even if it weren't?"
"That is perfectly true," admitted M2. "But if tritium starts showing up inside him from that heavy water, he could be radioactive, and we'd all have to keep clear of him anyway."
"M2," said Yossarian harshly, "I'm going to want to talk to the chaplain soon. Has your father seen him? I know what you'll say. You have to find out."
"First, I'll have to find out if I can find out."