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Merit Badges
TJ
Today I earned my first official badge. The “I survived a week living with Jude” one.
Yay me!
Fine, technically, it’s not a full week until tomorrow on Sunday, but these last six days feel like the longest test of resistance ever. So, there’s that.
Can I last another fifty-one weeks? Yes, yes, I can.
Also, I totally said that last part in a ridiculous fitness class instructor voice in my head.
Because that’s how I handle living with the swooniest guy I’ve ever known.
I finish the travel journal entry, shut the pocket-sized book, and slide it into the inside compartment of my messenger bag.
But, hold on.
I should know better than to keep an easily accessible record of feelings.
My next mission, should I choose to accept it?
Say goodbye to the pages in this journal.
I sling my messenger bag over my shoulder. It’s Saturday morning and I’ve got a date with coffee and chapter two. I can’t wait to dig into my book today.
I’ve already worked out this morning and showered, and since Sleeping Beauty is still snoozing, our first shopping expedition won’t be till later.
I’m outta here.
I head to Coffee O’Clock, and when I push open the door, my new frenemy greets me. The inked barista in the leather apron holds out his arms wide. “Have no fear, Mister Coffee! The steam wands are thoroughly purged just for you.”
Laughing at myself—definitely at myself—I thank him. “I appreciate that, William,” I say, reading his name tag. “Now you know why the International Coffee Commission named me The Bane of Baristas’ Existence.”
“Shocked. I’m simply shocked. What’s your poison this morning?”
I ask for an espresso, and as William grinds the beans, he tips his chin my way. “Have you been busy terrorizing other baristas this week?”
“All over the city, they duck and hide when they see me coming. At the coffee shop near my office, they try to lock the doors when I round the corner.”
Shaking his head, William scoffs. “Not this guy. I love a good challenge. You, sir, are indeed a level ten challenge.”
“Aww. I think that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.” I do my best to live up to expectations by peppering him with super douchey questions about the espresso machine. He answers them all to my satisfaction, then sets to work.
“So, are you a regular now in London?” William asks.
“I’m here for fifty-one more weeks,” I say.
“That’s specific,” he says.
“Well, when you have a massive crush on your roommate and must resist him at all costs, you find yourself counting off every single day.”
“Ouch. That can’t be easy, mate.”
“Not one bit.”
“I’ve been into guys I couldn’t have either. Probably always will,” he says.
“Is that your curse?” I ask with a laugh.
“Seems to be. Probably will end up in therapy eventually. So, other than your shite romantic situation, how was your first week in London?” William asks as he pulls a shot.
I give him another honest answer. “Aside from The Roommate Resistance, it was inspiring.”
“How so?”
Ah, what the hell. I’ve been bursting to say something to someone. “Everything snapped into place for the novel I’m writing. It’s my first.”
“You’re a novelist. That tracks,” William says drily.
“I am indeed a caricature.”
“Nah. You’re a character, but it works,” he says, then serves the espresso. “I’m a bit of a writer myself. I write songs for my band.”
“Awesome. What kind of music?”
“Alt-pop. We fancy ourselves a New Order,” he says.
“I worship at the temple of New Order. One of my top five British bands. What’s the name of yours?
“Lettuce Pray. And it’s spelled like—”
“—the head of lettuce,” I finish. “I love it.”
“What kind of novels do you write? Wait, let me guess.” He narrows his eyes, thoughtfully humming as he studies me like a science experiment.
Please don’t say lit fic. I will die.
“Political thriller,” he guesses.
Relieved he didn’t pick the snobbiest genre, I square my shoulders. “Close. I’m writing a whodunit with a bit of a thriller feel. For now, I’m calling it Only After Midnight, but that’s a pretty pat title, so it will change. It’s set in London, and the young hero is determined to figure out who’s behind a spate of murders at London’s spookiest sites.” Wow, that was a whole lot of info dump.
“Bet your research is fun. And creepy.”
“A little of both,” I say, feeling lighter. It’s good to talk about the book with someone. Some of my wound-up tension slinks away.
“Be sure to let me know when it’s out, and don’t be afraid to put a barista named William in your story.”
“It’s a deal. And hey, let me know when your band is playing. I love to check out new music.”
“Take our flyer,” he says, then reaches under the counter and hands me a postcard with the info for a Lettuce Pray show.
“Excellent.” I slap it against my palm then slide it into my bag. Then I grab the espresso and a table, pop open my laptop, and execute my first mission.
I snap photos of each page in the travel journal, send them to myself, delete them from my phone, then upload them into a Word doc.
With that done, I dive into the scene at Aldwych station.
An hour and a half later, I’ve poured out some spine-tingling words, so I reason it’s time to work toward my next badge.
The shopping merit one.
I’m a little tingly thinking about spending the day with Jude, but nervous too. I haven’t seen him since I stopped by the store on Thursday. That’s been deliberate. We were this close to kissing like crazy.
If we’d started, I’m not sure I would have had the will to stop. And then what? We’d wind up in bed? A few days or a few weeks later, we’d run out of steam.
I’d want more, and he’d want less, and I’d be the sucker who fell for the world’s dreamiest guy and somehow, foolishly, thought it’d work.
Fuck that.
I’m a smart guy. I get how the world operates. Flings don’t last, and relationships peter out. Beautiful, charming, utterly captivating men like Jude Graham are used to getting whatever they want when it comes to romance and then moving on.
No way could I stay in the flat afterward, so I’d be left to skulk around London, hunting for a new pad and explaining awkwardly to 24News that Yeah, I can’t live with the hot guy I banged because I developed all the feels for him.
Pass.
At least today, when we shop, we’ll be surrounded by people—a natural barrier to prevent me from acting on this unchecked lust.
I tell William goodbye on my way out of Coffee O’Clock, and then a block later, it’s sayonara to the journal pages as I tear out the ones I wrote on and toss them into a dumpster behind a curry restaurant.
“Goodbye, disappearing pages,” I say, then tuck the journal, now a little thinner, in my bag.
I’ll keep the gift from my brother as a memento, but not as a record of my heart.
Back at our flat, I drop my messenger bag on the couch. Jude strides into the kitchen, dragging a towel over his hair. He’s dressed in jeans and an aqua T-shirt that Eggplant Helen would surely approve of—nice and tight. It hugs his chest and snuggles his arms.
I believe the word for it is scrummy.
He tosses the towel on the back of a kitchen chair. “Good morning, TJ. Let me guess. You already went for a run, broke your personal best on the bench press, showered, shaved, and wrote a treatise on green energy.”
I shrug, running a hand across my stubbly chin. “I didn’t shave.”
His eyes flicker, following my hand. “Keep that up,” he says, and I make a mental note that he has a beard fetish. He puts the kettle on, then says, offhand, “So, you got a lot done while you were out of the flat?”
“I was at the coffee shop for a while.”
How cliche would it sound if I said I was working on my book there? The most cliche.
But being a stereotype isn’t my only reason for keeping my book a secret.
Spinning around, Jude lifts a brow in curiosity. “You were?”
“Well, treatises and all. Coffee shops are perfect spots for those,” I say drily.
“Of course. All that broody energy,” Jude says.
While he finishes making his tea, I dive into more of Murder on the Orient Express. When he’s done drinking, he washes the cup and sets it down on the rack with a certain Jude-like panache.
“All right. Are you ready for the greatest shopping adventure ever?” Jude flashes a smile, and it’s red-carpet-worthy. I could see him giving that to photogs and melting them with it.
Yup, that’s the start of the answer to why I don’t open up to Jude. His smile could devastate me. He could devastate me. So I protect my secrets from him and protect my heart that way too.
“As ready as I’ll ever be,” I say.
“Then, as our great leader says, ‘In matters of grave importance, style, not sincerity, is the vital thing,’” he says.
“TheImportance of Being Earnest?”
“Of course,” he says as he opens the door.
It’s a fitting quote for today.