The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (With Cats!)

Kashi cereal.

Camp out in your backyard

Then renew your vows …

to help transient and homeless

populations!

The broke yet randy lesbian

Watch The Craft. Make out

each time there’s a moment of

lesbian subtext.

Give me one reason to stay here

Play “How much of the

same music do we own?” Laugh/

cry accordingly.

Challenge her intellectually

Write some Buffy the

Vampire Slayer fan fiction—

don’t be Dark Willow!

For the lesbian who craves alone time but has trouble advocating for her desires due to culturally ingrained guilt and overwillingness to please others

Organize a hard

scavenger hunt. While she sweats,

enjoy solitude.

Make it all about her

Let your lady pick

which documentary on

human rights to watch.

Put your love to the test

Build an IKEA

bed frame together. No one

stabbed to death? You pass.

HOW YOUR GIRL- OR BOIFRIEND WILL PROBABLY PROPOSE