The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (With Cats!)

about your shoulder blades. Can

I tweet it to you?

It’s fated!

The way you held your

beer said Virgo. If your moon’s

in Leo, call me.

Girl in the beige multipocketed vest working at the Berkeley REI

I smiled at you in

my mind and never made eye

contact. You’re the one.

The woman in glasses reading Audre Lorde at the feminist bookstore

Let’s dismantle the

master’s house! Me: Plaid. Never

looked up from my book.

Met you at the in-depth sensitivity training for a postgender world

By the bi … nary,

your views on phallocentric

highlighters moved me.

7 a.m. yoga flow class with Charity

As you were leaving,

your mat hit me in the face.

Namaste next time?

POSSIBLE FIRST MESSAGES TO WOMEN ON ONLINE DATING SITES

I’d love it if we

could message each other for

months and never meet.

Shall we discuss our

attraction for hours and

then go home alone?

“Like being pissed on?”