The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (With Cats!)

an OkCupid girl asks.

“If so, urine luck.”

I knew your cat’s name,

diet, and hobbies before

I got to know yours.

This crush, relentless.

I am like a cat and you’re

a laser pointer.

Subject: “Wanna fuck?”

Followed by “Just kidding!” Your

meaning eludes me.

Let’s “Live life to the

fullest” by watching actors

on TV do it.

Her message: “I like

your socks.” Tremendous! Let’s build

a life together.

To the hot girls on

OkCupid: You have to

write more than “Hello…:)”

What the “looking for” choices really mean on OkCupid

Friends: Casual sex.

Short-term dating: Just sex. Long-

term: Face-to-face sex.

HOW TO FILL OUT YOUR DATING PROFILE LIKE A TRUE LESBIAN

Pro tip

Mastering basic

English will get you so much

ass on dating sites.

Why try online dating?