The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (With Cats!)

’Cause it’s easier

to lie on the Internet

than to someone’s face.

The first things people usually notice about me are …

My witchy vibe and

carefully messed-up hair or

literary tat.

That I am guiding

people in the direction

of Ultimate Truth!

I’m INTJ,

BTDUBBS! NP if U

TMI, YOLO!

That I’m riding a

star on this journey called life!

Or my undercut.

That I may still be

recovering from Saturn’s

Return LOL!

HOW TO PROPOSITION A GIRL ON FACEBOOK

How about we take

this Facebook “poking” to the

next level: book club!

Which Titanic scene

made you cry the hardest? “I’LL

NEVER LET GO, JACK.”

I’m so attracted

to you that I’d call you on

the actual phone!

That witty Facebook