The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (With Cats!)

comment took me six hours. So

can we bone now please?

A SUMMARY OF ALL CRAIGSLIST WOMEN 4 WOMEN ADS

Why is a good friend so hard to find??

The orgasm will

never be free! We must rid

it of tyranny!

No drauma!!!

Im a nice,healthy.

active,mentally girl! Please

be educated!!!!!!!!

You: Into piercings, rectal exams, immobilizing bondage, colonic irrigations, enemas, nipple torture …

Must also love hugs,

spooning, and Dance Moms. Long-term

romance possible!!!!!

Butch tenors and altos sought

Masculine women

needed to perform songs of

“classical” nature.

Where are all the real people?????

Open-minded, non-

judgmental girls only please!!!

No bisexuals.

Not looking for ms. wrong Beth Miller!!!!

No men, no couples,

no flakes, no games, no one named

Beth Miller, that whore!

RE: Not looking for ms. wrong Beth Miller!!!!

DON’T LISTEN TO MY

BITCH EX CINDY! SHE CAN’T PAY