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The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (With Cats!)

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Mercury’s in retrograde

until Saturday.

Harried Potter

I must finish this

paper on ontology

of Muggles’ struggles.

Serious concerns

I am attending

a lecture on the social

privilege of leisure.

Ex factor

I promised my ex

that I would join her at her

birthing ritual class.

OkStupid

You thought this was a

date? “Activity partners”

are what I’m after.

Multitasking

I’m going to an

insemination ritual/

poetry reading.

Pain check!

I’d love to, but I’ll

be Facebook stalking my ex

for the next nine hours.

Ex-ceptions

I promised I would

never date my ex’s friends’

ex-spin instructor.



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