The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (With Cats!)

Noteworthy

I would love to but

your music collection is

not diverse enough.

The Hell Word

You identified

the most with Jenny?! I have

to leave this bar now.

> A LINE OF LESBIAN-THEMED GREETING CARDS FOR YOUR DATES

To a person whom you have been out with several times, though you don’t know whether they were “dates”

Thinking of you. But

mostly how you look naked.

Let’s get “coffee” soon?

How about we stop

beating ’round the bush and start …

beating ’round the bush.

To the person who broke your really long dry spell

You please me in ways

only things with batteries

have done in the past.

To a new lover

I’ll never cheat on

you with your friends ’cause I’ve slept

with them already.

Flirtation

I want you more than

I wanted this master’s in

social work degree.

To a girl with whom you are falling in love

I look forward to