The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (With Cats!)

processing the sex than you

do getting it on.

Talking at length on

identity politics

is foreplay to you.

A third of your life

is now devoted to buying

toilet paper.

You find yourself in

couples therapy six months

after breaking up.

YOU MIGHT BE IN A POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP …

If you answer all

questions with “Let me check my

Google Calendar.”

You bring your own gloves

to the local clinic for

STI checkups.

You find that you are

flirting with someone so your

partner can bang her.

You love the way your

lover loves her other loves

but never smothers.

I scream, you scream, she

screams, we all scream! Then we all

go out for ice cream.

You do all of your

lentil and dildo shopping

in bulk at Costco.