The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (With Cats!)

You’ve had so many

orgies that three-ways start to

feel isolated.

You just didn’t get

to process enough when you

were monogamous.

TAKING THINGS TO THE NEXT LEVEL

How a lesbian proposes

Diamonds are evil!

I found you this rock. It’s how

penguins get engaged.

A sample of lesbian wedding and engaygement announcements

Save the date! Our

contract with the government

includes fish tacos!

In lieu of gifts, we’re

asking that guests refrain from

mocking Tofurky.

Please join Tamika

and Sally on their quest to

destroy “straight” marriage.

We don’t believe in

marriage. We just really want

monogrammed towels.

A LINE OF LESBIAN-THEMED GREETING CARDS FOR YOUR LONG-TERM LOVERS

A special poem for a special lady this Valentine’s Day

Roses are red, but

I don’t support nonsustainable

industries.

To the überaffectionate long-term partner