The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (With Cats!)

A surefire way to drive the ladies wild

Well-manicured hands

have the effect muscled abs

have on straight women.

Approved lesbian dirty talk

I don’t care if it

takes hours, tell me about your

doctoral thesis.

Part those lips for a

slice of gluten-free, cheese-free,

conflict-free “pizza.”

This drum circle is

so primal. Don’t you feel at

one with Mother Earth?

Shall we deconstruct

dominant signifiers

over wine tonight?

I got you a Green

Party bumper sticker to

match your Subaru.

Guess what? I received

a National Endowment

for the Arts stipend!

Want to deconstruct

hegemonic power structures?

That’s what SHE said.

Things you should never say after sex

Next let’s try reverse-

cowgirl scissor from Blue Is

the Warmest Color.