The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (With Cats!)

That was fantastic!

Nice use of scuba gear. Did

it sound like I came?

I cannot wait to

edit this footage and put

it on Instagram!

If I were reading

this wet spot like tea leaves, I’d

say: Call your mother.

Well, that was as

uninspiring as my tarot

cards predicted.

Now I get why your

ex said it was just like a

hospital sponge bath!

“Is this Tegan and

Sara? That was our song.” (Sobs.)

“Which one?” “All of them!”

What to say to all women after sex

You must be famished!

Let’s wear loose pants and raid the

fridge like we are bears.

IF LESBIAN PORN WERE ACCURATE

Note that many of these premises are based on actual scenes in real porn films.

A precocious young lass has something to share with her Catholic schoolgirl classmates

A zine with Ani

lyrics, Glee fan fiction, and

the merits of plaid.

Two blondes engage in some much-sought-after pussy play

Susan and Chris knew