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The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (With Cats!)

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how understaffed the local

no-kill shelter was.

Horny amateur babe wearing pajamas her mother bought her at Lands’ End loves dirty-talking her lover (a Ph.D. candidate in musicology)

“I want to make sweet

consensual love to this

nondairy ice cream.”

Cohabitating co-eds in lust swap many secrets

“Take off your shirt,” she

commands. “This soap I made has

no skin irritants.”

A busty babe’s first time kissing her flatmate

Ten hot seconds, and

then ten months of “What did it

mean?” conversations.

Naughty lesbian babysitter has a surprise for Dad when he returns home

She let the kids stay

up until eleven to

watch Harry Potter.

Hot MILFs engage in a steamy clam photo sesh

One arranges bread

while the other gets the best

Instagram angle.

Bicurious girls want to experiment

May expects Beck to

make a move. Beck thinks May will.

They die celibate.

Big-boobed sorority sisters satisfy each other’s every desire

Tofutti Cuties,

Hulu, and analyzing

Liz Phair videos.



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