The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (With Cats!)

Petite redhead and caliente Latina roommates surprise the pizza delivery man …

With a lecture on

how his boss should compost all

used pizza boxes.

IF LESBIANS WERE IN CHARGE OF DEFINING COMMON SEX POSITIONS

Reverse cowgirl

Reverse gender

outlaw in a typically male-

dominated field

Missionary

“Proselytizing

of global, indigenous

people” position

Doggy-style

“A four-legged soul

mate whose nurturance and depth

exceeds humans’” style

Blow job

Blow “We demand pay

equity, plus some decent

maternity leave”

The spoon

The “Why don’t you look

me in the eye while making

love anymore, Anne?”

Tea-bagging

Organic, bio-

available, sustainable

balls in your face

The wheelbarrow