The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (With Cats!)

about you, sorry.

THE WRONG WAY TO GRIEVE A BREAKUP

Clutching this forty

like it was you in my arms …

was going too far.

Seriously might

consider adding Facebook

“pokes” to my number.

I love you, I love

you, I love you. Seriously,

though, don’t call me.

HOW TO BREAK UP WITH FICTIONAL CHARACTERS WHO WERE IMPLICITLY OR EXPLICITLY LESBIANS

Beaker the Muppet

“You’re a little too

selfish. It’s always about

meee-meee-meee-meee-meee.”

Shane from The L Word

On the surface, be

a “cool mom.” Then, light her skate

shop on fire. Burn!

Peppermint Patty from Peanuts

Repeatedly ask

“Why are there so many balls?”

while watching softball.

How Sherlock Holmes refuses to let Watson break up with him

&nbs

p; “Give it up, old chap!

You have been trying since

1887.”

Fluttershy from My Little Pony