“And if he won't drop the charges, I'll still have a chance to kill myself.”
“Exactly.”
I PACKED CAROL and the brick off in her car, and then I drove over to the 7-Eleven for coffee and a box of glazed chocolate doughnuts. I figured I deserved the doughnuts, since I'd done such a good job of saving Carol's life.
I took the doughnuts and coffee to Vinnie's storefront office on Hamilton Avenue. I didn't want to run the risk of eating all the doughnuts myself. And I was hoping Vinnie would have more work for me. As a bond enforcement agent I only get paid if I bring somebody in. And at the moment I was clean out of wayward bondees.
“Damn, skippy,” Lula said from behind the file cabinets. “Here come doughnuts walking through the door.”
At five feet five inches, weighing in at a little over two hundred pounds, Lula is something of a doughnut expert. She was in monochromatic mode this week, with hair, skin, and lip gloss all the color of cocoa. The skin color is permanent, but the hair changes weekly.
Lula does filing for Vinnie, and she helps me out when I need backup. Since I'm not the world's best bounty hunter, and Lula isn't the world's best backup, it's more often than not like the amateur-hour version of The Best of “Cops” Bloopers.
“Are those chocolate doughnuts?” Lula asked. “Connie and me were just thinking we needed some chocolate doughnuts, weren't we, Connie?”
Connie Rosolli is Vinnie's office manager. She was at her desk, in the middle of the room, examining her mustache in a mirror. “I'm thinking of having more electrolysis,” she said. “What do you think?”
“I think it's a good thing,” Lula told her, helping herself to a doughnut. “Because you're starting to look like Groucho Marx, again.”
I sipped my coffee and fingered through some files Connie had on her desk. “Anything new come in?”
The door to Vinnie's inner office slammed open, and Vinnie stuck his head out. “Fuckin' A, we got something new . . . and it's all yours.”
Lula screwed her mouth up to the side. And Connie did a nose wrinkle.
I had a bad feeling in my stomach. Usually I had to beg for jobs and here Vinnie was, having saved something for me. “What's going on?” I asked.
“It's Ranger,” Connie said. “He's in the wind. Won't respond to his pager.”
“The schmuck didn't show up for his court date yesterday,” Vinnie said. “He's FTA.”
“FTA” is bounty-hunter-speak for “failure to appear.” Usually I'm happy to hear someone has failed to appear, because it means I get to earn money by coaxing them back into the system. In this case, there was no money to be had, because if Ranger didn't want to be found, he wasn't going to be found. End of discussion.
Ranger is a bounty hunter, like me. Only Ranger is good. He's close to my age, give or take a few years; he's Cuban-American; and I'm pretty sure he only kills bad guys. Two weeks ago some idiot rookie cop arrested Ranger on carrying concealed without a license. Every other cop in Trenton knows Ranger and knows he carries concealed, and they're perfectly happy to have it that way. But no one told the new guy. So Ranger was busted and scheduled to go before the judge yesterday for a slap on the wrist. In the meantime, Vinnie sprung Ranger with a nice chunk of money, and now Vinnie was feeling lonely, high off the ground, out there on a limb all by himself. First Carol. Now Ranger. Not a good way to start a Tuesday.
“There's something wrong with this picture,” I said. It made my heart feel leaden in my chest, because there were people out there who wouldn't mind seeing Ranger disappear forever. And his disappearance would make a very large hole in my life.
“It's not like Ranger to ignore his court date. Or to ignore his page.”
Lula and Connie exchanged glances.
“You know that big fire they had downtown on Sunday?” Connie said. “Turns out the building is owned by Alexander Ramos.”
Alexander Ramos deals guns, regulating the flow of black market arms from his summer compound on the Jersey shore and his winter fortress in Athens. Two of his three adult sons live in the United States, one in Santa Barbara, the other in Hunterdon County. The third son lives in Rio. None of this is privileged information. The Ramos family has made the cover of Newsweek four times. People have speculated for years that Ranger has ties to Ramos, but the exact nature of those ties has always been unknown. Ranger is a master of keeping things unknown.
“And?” I asked.
“And when they could finally go through the building yesterday they found Ramos's youngest son, Homer, barbecued in a third-floor office. Besides being toasted, he also had a large bullet hole in his head.”
“And?”
“And Ranger's wanted for questioning. The police were here just a few minutes ago, looking for him.”
“Why do they want Ranger?”
Connie did a palms-up.
“Anyway, he's skipped,” Vinnie said, “and you're gonna bring him in.”