One shot they didn"t expect...
Some time later there was a rattling of keys and the door was pulled open. Vimes could make out the shape of two dwarfs. One was holding an axe, the other was bearing a tray.
The dwarf with the axe motioned Vimes to step back.
An axe wasn"t a good idea, Vimes considered. It was always the weapon of choice amongst dwarfs, but it wasn"t sensible in a confined space.
He raised his hands and, as the other dwarf walked cautiously over to the stone slab, let them move towards the back of his neck.
These dwarfs were nervous of him. Perhaps they didn"t see humans very often. They"d remember this one.
"Want to see a trick?" said Vimes.
"Grz"dak?"
"Watch this," said Vimes, and brought his hands around and shut his eyes just before the match flared.
He heard the axe drop as its owner tried to cover his face. That was an unexpected bonus, but there wasn"t time to thank the god of desperate men. Vimes plunged forward, kicked as hard as he could, and heard an "oof" of expelled breath. Then he leapt into the patch of darkness that contained the other dwarf, found a head, spun around and rammed it into an unseen wall.
The first dwarf was trying to get to his feet. Vimes fumbled for him in the gloom, pulled him up by his jerkin and rasped: "Someone left me a weapon. They wanted me to kill you. Remember that. I could have killed you."
He punched the dwarf in the stomach. This was no time to play by the Marquis of Fantailler rules.
Then he turned, snatched the little cage containing the light beetle and headed for the door.
There was a feeling of passageway, stretching off in both directions. Vimes paused for just long enough to sense the draught on his face and headed that way.
Another glow beetle was hanging in a cage a little distance off. It illuminated, if such a bright word could be used for a light that merely made the darkness less black, a huge circular opening in which a fan turned lazily.
The blades were so slow that Vimes was able to step between them, into the velvet cavern beyond.
Someone really wants me dead, he thought, as he inched his way along the nearest invisible wall with his face to the draught. One shot they weren"t expecting... but someone was expecting it, weren"t they?
If you want to get a prisoner out of the clink, then you give him a key, or a file. You don"t give him a weapon. A key might get him out; a weapon would get him killed.
He stopped, one foot over emptiness. The glow beetle revealed a hole in the floor. It had the huge suckingness of depth.
Then he gripped the beetle"s cage between his teeth, took a few steps back and completely misjudged the distance. He hit the other side of the hole with every rib, both arms flat on the floor beyond.
A bit of Ankh-Morpork sense of humour hissed between his teeth.
He scrabbled his way on to the cave floor and got his breath back. Then he took the one-shot out of his pocket, fired it into the floor, tossed it into the hole - it clattered and echoed for some time - and moved on, keeping his face towards the cold air.
This wasn"t a tunnel any more. It was the bottom of a shaft. But the green glow lit up something heaped in the middle.
Vimes picked up a handful of snow and, when he looked up, a flake melted on his face. He grinned in the dark. The beetle light just caught the edge of the spiral stairs fixed to the rock.
"Stairs" turned out to be a generous description. When the shaft had been cut, the dwarfs had made holes in the stone and hammered thick baulks of timber into them. He tried one or two. They seemed sturdy enough. With care, he"d be able to scramble...
He was a long way up before one log snapped. He flung out his hands and caught the next one, his grip slipping on the wet wood. The glow beetle disappeared downwards and Vimes, swinging back and forth from his precarious handhold, watched the circle of dim green light dwindle to a dot and vanish.
Then the realization crept over him that there was no way he would be able to pull himself up. His fingers were numb, but the rest of his entire life consisted of the amount of time they could maintain a grip on the clammy step above him.
Call it a minute, perhaps.
There were a lot of things that could profitably be done in a minute, but most of them couldn"t be done with no hands while hanging in darkness over a long drop.
He lost his grip. A moment later he smacked into the spiral of logs one turn below, which parted company with the wall.